Some board put you on Universal Ignore just for being left-handed?
Wait a minute! They allow left-handed people to post here? :eek:
They have to type with their right hands only.
Don’t ask about the other one.
They have to use their right hand to do it - kind of the SDMB version of don’t ask, don’t tell. That’s why you see so many typos from some people.
ETA: curse you, Chance!
Made more prolific by the sixth finger.
I put a sock in my…
I have been here a long time and never been Banned, except, I guess the once (but I was in good company). I don’t think I have been warned either. In fact, I am fairly certain I am the figment of most people’s imagination. Only one poster here knows for sure that I am real, and another is would see me as a Friend-of-a-Friend type legend.*
*Actually that is amusing. The folklorist know’s I’m real, and to the lawyer I’m a FOAF.