I’m guessing “long-time”.
Okay, I just tried this. I found there’s an “asian massage parlor” about sixteen miles away. (And it appears to be a place offering actual massages and not sex.) But the strange thing it’s location is given as inside a deli. And apparently that’s for real; one of the reviews describes it as “nice with a large grocery store”.
Who wants to get a massage in a deli? Who wants to buy food from a place conducting massages?
Venn diagram reveals all.
Moderating
While this is a thread about massage parlors and happy endings, let’s back off a bit on the racial stereotyping of Vietnamese prostitutes.
Funny, I thought that was stereotyping wives.
Well, prostitutes, wives, women in general- let’s leave all that crap at the door.
I worded things badly, and frankly inaccurately. I was trying to convey that even though this is a thread literally about prostitution, equating a wife and a prostitute and a Vietnamese woman and just… No. Let’s go with no.
Ok, I’ll let you live 
I appreciate that 
A rub and a sub, what’s not to like?
“Yao Li Schwartz’ Deli And Massage: You Can’t Beat Our Meat…But We Can Beat Yours!”
They could play Hide the Salami.
I’d worry about the bacon slicer.
Oh, they fired her too.
Sorry, I thought this was the punchline thread.