# Why are there so many freaking retard liberals?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 5, 2004, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624 "2004-07-05T10:02:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/1 "2004-07-05T10:02:55Z")

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[Brain dead idiot.](http://www.unknownnews.net/040702a-kf.html)

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> When Saddam walked among his people they all had guns, they could have shot him any time … but they didn’t. He was comfortable around his people. SURE he was feared, but he was respected too.

Oh! The mind boggles!

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> Saddam kept law and order in Iraq, maybe not the way you or I would like but his way worked.

I feel a fascist quote bubbling up about trains running on time. The holocaust was pretty damn effective too.

Goddamn stupid leftist bitch got her head stuck so far up her fishy twat that she shows the intellect of a retard tuna.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/2 "2004-07-05T10:07:41Z")

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Have you even bothered to consider whether she might have had an unhappy childhood? You intolerant right-wing fascist pig.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/3 "2004-07-05T12:11:13Z")

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In the choice between freedom and security, you can’t have both. And not everyone selects freedom. Most Americans do, of course, but that’s a cultural bias, because we live in a prosperous country of plenty. If you live in abject poverty, you may decide that security is better than freedom. Freedom doesn’t put bread on the table.

Also, even if you think this article in nutso, why do you try to tarnish all liberals with that? The counter example would be to find some ultra-right wing nutso who thinks that, after we’ve conquered Iraq, we should hit Iran and Turkey next, and then to condemn all conservatives are being “freaking retard.”

Once upon a time, it was possible to be “centrist” – an independent, voting for the best candidate regardless of political party or of “left/right” designation. That’s no longer possible as we become more and more polarized, and have knee-jerk reactions (on both sides of the political spectrum.) It started in the Clinton Administration with the farcical impeachment, where the notion of independent thought got tossed out the window and people sided up by party. I weep for the country.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/4 "2004-07-05T13:05:30Z")

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> [@Rune](#):
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> Goddamn stupid leftist bitch got her head stuck so far up her fishy twat that she shows the intellect of a retard tuna.

I, on behalf of leftists everywhere, deny her thrice.  
-Nothing in that article indicates that she is a leftist.  
-The people she’s defending in that article are not leftists.  
-No leftist I’ve met defends Milosevic or Hussein.

So sure, she’s a tool, a dumbass. But she’s not a leftist.

Keep in mind that people all over the world and all over the political spectrum hate Bush. That’s not all it takes to be a leftist.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/5 "2004-07-05T13:19:52Z")

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There comes a point when you go beyond “conservative” or “liberal,” and go into the realm of “totally batshit crazy.” This is totally batshit crazy. Liberal’s got nothing to do with it.

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**Author:** ![WernhamHogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WernhamHogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WernhamHogg)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/6 "2004-07-05T13:32:55Z")

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Why do so many freaking retarded “conservatives” think that pro-Hussein is liberal and vice versa? Oh, right. Because the “liberal media” told them and they bewieved it.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/7 "2004-07-05T13:44:38Z")

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> [@C K Dexter Haven](#):
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> Also, even if you think this article in nutso, why do you try to tarnish all liberals with that? The counter example would be to find some ultra-right wing nutso who thinks that, after we’ve conquered Iraq, we should hit Iran and Turkey next, and then to condemn all conservatives are being “freaking retard.”

Does it have to be Iran and Turkey? What’s wrong with Iran and Syria?

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> [Iran and Syria aiding Iraq terrorism, says Rumsfeld  
> By Patrick Bishop in Baghdad  
> (Filed: 24/02/2004)](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/02/24/wrums24.xml)
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> Mr Rumsfeld was told by senior officers that the main threat to stability now came from terrorists rather than pro-Saddam fighters, and they were switching their attacks from Americans to Iraqis.
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> “Syria and Iran have not been helpful to the people of Iraq,” said Mr Rumsfeld.
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> "Indeed they have been unhelpful. We know Iran has harboured al-Qa’eda, we know they had people moving across the border. They were certainly aware of that.
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> “We know Syria has been a hospitable place for escaping Iraqis.”

> [@look!ninjas](#):
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> There comes a point when you go beyond “conservative” or “liberal,” and go into the realm of “totally batshit crazy.” This is totally batshit crazy. Liberal’s got nothing to do with it.

There’s an old guy I often see walking around with a sandwich-board that explains how UFOs are coming and that according to Revelations it presages the end of the world. He speaks quite nicely, seems rational, everything like that. But simply from the message he’s trying to send, that guy is totally batshit crazy. I have difficulty finding a difference between that totally batshit crazy guy, and your President.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/8 "2004-07-05T13:53:47Z")

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Don’t be silly! The one guy believes in UFO’s and the other posits the perfectly rational notion that Jesus is a Republican. Surely you remember the Motivational Lecture on the Mount, and Christ’s compelling argument for a tax program that favors the small businessman and the entreprenuer?

Praise the Leader!

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**Author:** ![Alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@Alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alien)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/9 "2004-07-05T14:11:42Z")

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According to their “About US” page they claim they are neither left, right, or libertarian:

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> Like the right, we believe in individual responsibility, hard work to get ahead, and stern punishment for serious crimes. We believe big government should not be blindly trusted.
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> But unlike most right-wing leaders, we mean it.
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> Like the left, we believe in equal treatment under law, war as a last (not first) resort, and sensible stewardship of natural resources. We believe big business should not be blindly trusted.
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> But unlike most left-wing leaders, we mean it.
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> Like libertarians, we believe it’s wrong and reprehensible to arrest people for what they think, believe, look like, wear, eat, smoke, drink, inhale, inject, or otherwise do to themselves.
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> But unlike many libertarians, we’re not obsessed with the gold standard, we don’t believe incorporation is humanity’s highest achievement, and we don’t believe everything in life comes down to dollars and cents. We’ve read and enjoyed Ayn Rand’s novels, but we understand that they’re works of fiction.
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> We’re skeptical, and we’re sick of so-called ‘journalists’ who aren’t skeptical at all.

An interesting question is why **Rune** visits such sites…

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/10 "2004-07-05T14:26:19Z")

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Politics aside, remember that an IQ of 100 is only _average_. That would mean that for every person strolling around (unemployed because they think too damned much) with a 115 there is some dumbass behind a desk/in office with a 85…isn’t that only 15 points away from “Moron?”

The real question is, “Why do we listen to and publish the words of idiots, and ignore the smart foax?”  
(Don’t look at me sideways, I’ve already admitted to being an idiot.)

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/11 "2004-07-05T16:39:53Z")

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> [@Alien](#):
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> An interesting question is why **Rune** visits such sites…

Betcha a cookie that a rightwing friend pointed him to the site, and betcha a doughnut that you could trace the links back to a rightwing blog.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/12 "2004-07-05T18:02:26Z")

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Gah, Daniel. You really just beat all.

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**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/13 "2004-07-05T20:39:34Z")

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> [@C K Dexter Haven](#):
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> Also, even if you think this article in nutso, why do you try to tarnish all liberals with that?

[Oh. You mean unlike this?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5031713&postcount=1)

> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> That’s not all it takes to be a leftist.

You mean you have grades to pass, a test to take or something? According to herself, she’s all for Ralph Nader. Nider, Nuder, Nader left wing bonehead.

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> An interesting question is why Rune visits such sites…

You’re easily excited if you think that is interesting. When I surf around I go many places, most of which have views I disagree with, since I believe it’s more interesting to read the thoughts (see I’m being magnanimous) from the people I disagree with than the ones I agree with (which is what brings me here). A more interesting question I think is why you together with your liberal hordes frequent the SDMB, when most of you seem to agree on so much. Personally I prefer to discuss with those I disagree with, but that’s just me – you know mad, bad and crazy like something really crazy.

> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> Betcha a cookie […] and betcha a doughnut

I’m waiting for you to raise the stakes to a whole cake.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/14 "2004-07-05T21:12:08Z")

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> [@Rune](#):
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> [URL=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5031713&postcount=1]You mean you have grades to pass, a test to take or something? According to herself, she’s all for Ralph Nader. Nider, Nuder, Nader left wing bonehead.

I don’t care if she’s for Karl Fucking Marx, she’s not a leftist if she supports Milosevic or Hussein. Those assholes were the antithesis of leftist leaders.

Even if she were a leftist, though, so what? If your point is that conservatives don’t have a monopoly on asshole idiots, uh, **given**.

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> I’m waiting for you to raise the stakes to a whole cake.

Not betting you, and not raising the stakes. You telling me that unknown news is a regular news source for you?

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/15 "2004-07-05T22:04:14Z")

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> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> I don’t care if she’s for Karl Fucking Marx, she’s not a leftist if she supports Milosevic or Hussein. Those assholes were the antithesis of leftist leaders.

Oh I agree wholeheartedly. It’s a damn shame to see the great and admirable leftist cause being hijacked by people who would gladly sell their dear mother together with the downtrodden masses for a cheap shot at the evil US. I used to be a leftist, until I realised the cause had been taken over by highbrow post-modern deconstruction and lowbrow knee-jerk anti-Americanism, anti-Israelism, anti-anythingism. These days I just think there’s so little worth salvaging, and that pissed me off to no end.

> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> If your point is that conservatives don’t have a monopoly on asshole idiots, uh, **given**.

I don’t have a point, I have a rant. If I had a point I would have taken it to GD.

> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> Not betting you, and not raising the stakes. You telling me that unknown news is a regular news source for you?

No, usually I don’t stoop quite this low. Happened by accidentally, don’t remember from where but quite likely from one of my rightwing neo-fascistic blogs. It just seemed symptomatic, even if extreme, of so much of the stupidity I’ve heard coming from that side recently. And the perfect sidekick to the other pit-thread going on right this moment. Not that it’s the first time that the part of the political spectrum that are vehemently anti-Bush has heaped praise on Saddam or wished for US defeat and Iraqi mayhem. Some people are always so quick to draw the Vietnam comparisons, but seldom remembering those people in the anti-Vietnam war movement who were all but fawning over the mass murdering Vietnamese communists. This part at least seems to be repeating itself.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/16 "2004-07-05T22:17:38Z")

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> [@Rune](#):
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> …Not that it’s the first time that the part of the political spectrum that are vehemently anti-Bush has heaped praise on Saddam or wished for US defeat and Iraqi mayhem…

Name one. Just one. They’re all over the place, right? Must be some right here on these boards, which, you are eager to advise, are simply chock-a-block with us rotten ol’ lefties. So many of whom heap praise on Saddam and fervently hope for US defeat and a blizzard of body bags (ooops…“transfer tubes”) for us to gloat over.

Go ahead, butt munchkin. Name one.

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**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/17 "2004-07-05T22:26:58Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Name one. Just one. They’re all over the place, right? Must be some right here on these boards, which, you are eager to advise, are simply chock-a-block with us rotten ol’ lefties. So many of whom heap praise on Saddam and fervently hope for US defeat and a blizzard of body bags (ooops…“transfer tubes”) for us to gloat over.
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> Go ahead, butt munchkin. Name one.

Here’s one, munchkin.

> **[Here’s hoping for more US milit. casualties in Iraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=246524)**
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> It really is a shame that the US military finds itself stuck in Iraq with no legitimate goal and no sensible exit strategy. At this point, they might best serve their country by being killed or wounded, if that would increase the chances of having...

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/18 "2004-07-05T22:55:28Z")

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Tautology. You claim that leftists want Saddam to win, and for proof, you offer someone who wants Saddam to win. Saddam wanted Saddam to win, and damn sure betcha Saddam ain’t a “leftist”.

If, as is claimed, the SDMB is full of leftys, and leftys love Saddam, shouldn’t you be able to do better than that? Without any trouble at all? Five, ten, fifteen lefties, no sweat, right?

But you can’t, can you, scooter?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/19 "2004-07-05T23:13:34Z")

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Tautology? You misspelled “proof”.

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**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-there-so-many-freaking-retard-liberals/253624/20 "2004-07-05T23:14:36Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Tautology. You claim that leftists want Saddam to win, and for proof, you offer someone who wants Saddam to win. Saddam wanted Saddam to win, and damn sure betcha Saddam ain’t a “leftist”.
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> If, as is claimed, the SDMB is full of leftys, and leftys love Saddam, shouldn’t you be able to do better than that? Without any trouble at all? Five, ten, fifteen lefties, no sweat, right?
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> But you can’t, can you, scooter?

Listen, scooter, you made the claim that not a single lefty, let alone anyone on this board, would

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> fervently hope for US defeat and a blizzard of body bags

Your comrade Dinsdale _did_ wish for that very thing. A link was conveniently provided. I seriously doubt you forgot that thread and the attendant shitstorm, so I assume you are lying. Nothing new there, par for the course. :wally

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