# Why are these forums so darned slow ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779 "2003-08-31T07:08:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Daisy\_Cutter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@Daisy\_Cutter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daisy_Cutter)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779/1 "2003-08-31T07:08:17Z")

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I was unsure which forum to place this in, so I’ll play it safe and post it here.

I find the SDMB to be an good discussion place, which is why I signed up in the first place.

There is however, one small thing which bugs me, and that is: Why are these forums so darned slow ? And why do they seem to be down or inaccessable on a very frequent basis.

I have a pretty decent connection, and I don’t see any other forums which I visit exhibit this same behavior.

Sometimes it works fine, and other times, it will literally take minutes for it to connect, and the page to fully load. Other times again, it will be completely down, and one is not able to connect at all. This happens at least once a day, when I have tried to connect.

So basically, what’s the reason for this ?

Is it the amount of traffic here ?

Is it because the servers can not handle the capacity ?

Just curious, because this one minor annoyance takes slightly away from an otherwise pretty enjoyable debating experience.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779/2 "2003-08-31T07:13:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Daisy Cutter \*  
> There is however, one small thing which bugs me, and that is: Why are these forums so darned slow ? And why do they seem to be down or inaccessable on a very frequent basis.

Every time you touch yourself in that naughty place, the SDMB gets slower.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779/3 "2003-08-31T07:40:16Z")

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Just to fuck with you, **Daisy**.

Damned hampsters.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779/4 "2003-08-31T07:41:10Z")

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I don’t know the detail, but the server appears to be pretty well fully loaded

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**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779/5 "2003-08-31T10:12:03Z")

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It’s 'cause there’s about [38595](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=38596) other inconsiderate bastards wanting online too. 😛

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-these-forums-so-darned-slow/198779/6 "2003-08-31T10:48:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by qts \*  
> I don’t know the detail, but the server appears to be pretty well fully loaded

I’m not very server-side orientated. Does this mean the server has big breasts _and_ is several sheets to the wind (sounds like a recipe for fun to me . . .) or either or . . .
