# Why are vampires so sexy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-vampires-so-sexy/581738>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 13, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-vampires-so-sexy/581738 "2011-05-13T01:26:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-vampires-so-sexy/581738/41 "2011-05-16T05:03:54Z")

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I learned everything I need to know about the “sexy” vampire from [George Hamilton](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079489/).

It’s really the Pimp archetype, every vampire is a charismatic pimp… why do you think pimps wear capes.

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