Why aren't assassinations more common? (not advocating)

[Czarcasm]

FYI, your remark about King Christian of Denmark is what caused this thread about filking to happen.

Any filk singers/listeners among us?

Weird how it happens, ain’t it? Someone in another thread brings up King Christian of Denmark, I remember that Peter S. Beagle once sang a song titled “Ballad of King Christian X, King of Denmark, 1912-1945” and that it was on a Bayfilk collection…and the next thing you know I am listening to “Bayfilk III Center Stage”, which I haven’t listened to for almost two decades! I have been attending bardic/filk circles at science fiction and fantasy conventions since about 1983, which can go on from …