# Why Brithael can't type. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 10, 1999, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272 "1999-09-10T00:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Brithael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Brithael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brithael)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 1999, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/21 "1999-09-15T19:56:00Z")
“Just go away” Who died and made you god? Its amazing how little nad gra,ar could piss someone off to a higher level than just being an asshole. 🙂 “The death of Wonder is the birth of Ignorance” ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 1999, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/22 "1999-09-15T20:08:00Z")
Die, troll. Per your sig, Brithael – Ignorance is bliss, and you’re just too damn happy. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/23 "1999-09-16T05:45:00Z")
Hey sugar, NO ONE died and made me God (or Goddess) but I don’t see anyone here leaping to your defense. Except you… Wanna take a poll? How many do you think will weigh in on my side as compared to yours? If you feel the urge to get a massive slam, sugar, just post the topic. I’m up for a popularity contest, are you? Kisses all around! ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/24 "1999-09-16T11:37:00Z")
Yeah! you _GO_ girl!!! And you go troll, as in go away, go back under your brigde, go play with the 3 billy goats gruff or whatever you did prior to this crap > [@](#): > > Its amazing how little nad gra,ar could piss someone off to a higher level than just being an You moron! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/25 "1999-09-16T12:02:00Z")
See my new post Brithael V Byzantine ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 1999, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/26 "1999-09-16T14:26:00Z")
Go, Byz, go! Bye, Brith, bye! ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/27 "1999-09-17T04:24:00Z")
Hmm i was looking at the member profiles of Brithael and Banshee, and i noticed that the day after Banshee signed up, Brithael showed up on the scene. Maybe it’s a coincidence, or maybe, just maybe Brithael is Banshees alter ego. ---
**Author:** ![Brithael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Brithael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brithael)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/28 "1999-09-17T12:35:00Z")
Dear Mr. Ben Dover: Its hard to type coherently with MY broomstick up your mothers arse ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/29 "1999-09-17T12:49:00Z")
Dear Mrs. Brithael, Your son has improved remarkably over that last few days. With the exception of a couple of apostrophes and a period, he would have scored a hundred on his last post. Your work with him at home is certainly paying off. Thank you for taking an interest in your son’s education. — Brithael’s third grade teacher. p.s. Now about his biting problem… ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/30 "1999-09-17T13:07:00Z")
Banshee had a website. I am quite sure of it. How do people do that? Y’know, where they change names to be loverock or whatever…wouldnt it screw up the profile? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/31 "1999-09-17T21:49:00Z")
I think I’ve got it! Brithael can’t type because of the voices in his head! You know, the voices that whisper what a flaming loser he is, how no one out here likes him, how incredibly small his penis is… The voices just keep getting louder and meaner, don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/32 "1999-09-17T22:01:00Z")
Way to be, Kelli and Byz! NO PRISONERS!!! Sorry. Lost my head. * * * You are unique - Just like everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/33 "2010-03-28T08:24:39Z")
WOW. I’m drunker than I thought. Apologies for reviving this. Pre-emptively reported, and the “Last page” button is to be avoided at all costs. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272/34 "2010-03-28T08:27:46Z")
> [@Roland\_Orzabal](#): > > Let it go. It’ll be over soon enough. Since this thread is more than 10 years old, I think it’s well and truly over. Thread locked. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-brithael-cant-type/2272.md?page=1)