Thanks for the laugh!
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I’m not entirely sure what to do with this thread, but it doesn’t seem like a proper pitting. I’m going to send it over to MPSIMS, see how it does there.
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If I had trouble detecting my cock, I sure as hell wouldn’t start a thread about it.
Just sayin’ 
::whew::
I was very relieved to see that the thread wasn’t about me…
I have some friends who built a small coop in their yard and purchased five young chickens, so they could have the eggs. And you know, pets. But one of them quickly grew larger than the others and somewhat aggressive, and they began to worry that they had accidentally been given a rooster. But they didn’t know how to tell. Because it is true that when they are young cocks cannot easily be detected.
Eventually they ate him.
Which is why chick sexing is an art.
(According to that article, Japanese chick sexing is the best kind. Sadly, though, it seems to be in decline, as modern sexing methods are taking over.)
It’s the funky bass guitar which was only introduced in the 1970’s. Sexing is always better with some funky bass.
Bow-chicka-bow-wow . . .
I meant to post that thread in ATMB. I can’t believe it took the MODs a full page before they moved it.
Best. Thread title typo. EVAH!
Dr. Seuss? Is that you?
"See sock run. Run, sock, run!
“Would you? could you? Wrapped in sox?
Would you? could you? Wrapped with Lox?”
I would not like them, covered in sox
I would not like them, wrapped in Lox.
I’ll have no steer, for I like fox
(And though it be Curtains, I’d still choose Box.)
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” -Dr Seuss
More thought should have been put into the OP to make a proper parody thread, rather than just the title.
in days of olde
when knights were bold
before rubbers were invented
ye wrapped a sock
around ones cock
and many a birth prevented
And when that didn’t work, you ended up with babies named “Cotton Mather”.
Oh sure, or it could actually become a thread about how hard it is to tell a transvestite/transgender male on a trolley in Bangcock.
But it was really a protest thread, combined with a lament about how nobody can/will talk about their fun with socks. Plus how absurd it is that I’ve turned into a complaining bitch.
Also, why the fuck was this thread moved?
Oh, I thought thus thread was about gun control. nm
Is that a tiny rooster in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
It was getting a massage. And maybe it just wanted to change positions.
“I think it moved”
- Castanza
I thought this would be a “RO” thread where the poster was complaining about picking up a streetwalker that came with unexpected accessories…
That Reuters article has a typo. 80 yen should be roughly equivalent to 90 US cents, not 8 yen.