# Why can't I get enough of these Hitler rants? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 27, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305 "2009-10-27T15:30:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/1 "2009-10-27T15:30:16Z")
This one involves the balloon boy hoax. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Zdxwoho9v7w/hqdefault.jpg "Hitler Upset at Balloon Boy Hoax") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdxwoho9v7w) Loved the Michael Jackson one, loved the Superbowl one. Who knew that Hitler could be funny? ---
**Author:** ![Cumberdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Cumberdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumberdale)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/2 "2009-10-27T15:33:31Z")
I agree, I could watch them all day. My favorite is his reaction to the recent Star Trek movie. It gets an extra plus because they work in the name Stalin when his name is mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![Neverending\_Elbow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e274bd/32.png) [@Neverending\_Elbow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neverending_Elbow)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/3 "2009-10-27T15:50:27Z")
Yes, I love them, too. Especially the one about Grand Theft Auto for the PC. šŸ™‚ I feel bad for people who speak German - they probably canā€™t enjoy these rants. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/4 "2009-10-27T16:57:09Z")
They sure are Nazilicious, arenā€™t they? ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/5 "2009-10-27T18:53:25Z")
Iā€™m for one am glad I saw the movie before this meme got started. Donā€™t know if I could have taken the movie seriously afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/6 "2009-10-27T20:11:57Z")
I think my favorite one is him ranting about [grammar secret police](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fbrUjjivw). ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/7 "2009-10-27T21:00:34Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > I think my favorite one is him ranting about [grammar secret police](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fbrUjjivw). Hey, thatā€™s funny. ā€œAn authoritarian regime or somethingā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/8 "2009-10-27T21:22:11Z")
I love them too. I work at a tech company and the [agile hitler](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1wKO3rID9g) was a big hit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/9 "2009-10-28T01:57:05Z")
> [@Cumberdale](#): > > I agree, I could watch them all day. My favorite is his reaction to the recent Star Trek movie. It gets an extra plus because they work in the name Stalin when his name is mentioned. There are several like that. Is this the one you mean? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O\_fmjfhU7B4](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fmjfhU7B4) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/10 "2009-10-28T04:32:05Z")
[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Ky1_pyn6Q) is the first one I ever saw, and itā€™s still the Gold Standard in my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/11 "2009-10-28T06:44:26Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Ky1_pyn6Q) is the first one I ever saw, and itā€™s still the Gold Standard in my eyes. I was gonna post that one. Cracked me the hell up. Still does. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/12 "2009-10-28T08:14:50Z")
I canā€™t watch any links because YouTube is blocked, but I laughed hysterically at the Left 4 Dead rant and the ā€œsomeone keeps making me say things in YouTube videos and taking all the good ideasā€ rant. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/13 "2009-10-28T08:29:09Z")
> [@boozilu](#): > > This one involves the balloon boy hoax. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdxwoho9v7w&feature=popt17us0b](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdxwoho9v7w&feature=popt17us0b) > > Loved the Michael Jackson one, loved the Superbowl one. Who knew that Hitler could be funny? Jeez..I was gonna start a thread on these the other day,right after I watched balloon boy rant.They are great. What is the original scene from ?Which rant was first?First one I remember watching is about the Dallas Cowboys. Love the line in the Hillary one..ā€œthose fat fucks are waddling over to that dandy Obama like he is the 2nd coming of Jimi Hendrix.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/14 "2009-10-28T08:35:38Z")
Because itā€™sā€¦ well, because itā€™s Hitler. Hitler is always funny. Also, itā€™s one of the best scenes ever filmed, with actor Bruno Ganz doing a masterful work. Even without subtitles itā€™s mesmerizing stuf that bears repeated watching. ---
**Author:** ![Cumberdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Cumberdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumberdale)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/15 "2009-10-28T12:12:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > There are several like that. Is this the one you mean? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O\_fmjfhU7B4](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fmjfhU7B4) Thatā€™s a good one too, but this is the one I was talking about. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9i9N-Ez5Y8&NR=1](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9i9N-Ez5Y8&NR=1) ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/16 "2009-10-28T12:31:27Z")
[ā€œHitler Plans Burning Man Tripā€](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV4i7dWeu0c&feature=related) is not bad, either. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/17 "2009-10-28T13:27:40Z")
Anyone got a link to the original, with the original subtitles? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/18 "2009-10-28T13:50:52Z")
> [@JCorre](#): > > I love them too. I work at a tech company and the [agile hitler](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1wKO3rID9g) was a big hit. I think I was at that meeting. I recognize the expressions when they tell Hitler they removed the tests from the build ā€œbecause they were failingā€. ā€œI BOUGHT YOU PEOPLE BAGELS!ā€ > [@jjimm](#): > > ``` > Anyone got a link to the original, with the original subtitles? > > ``` [Sure](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bmkUlXp5sk&feature=related). Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/19 "2009-10-28T14:49:22Z")
> [@Cumberdale](#): > > Thatā€™s a good one too, but this is the one I was talking about. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9i9N-Ez5Y8&NR=1](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9i9N-Ez5Y8&NR=1) Oooo, thatā€™s even better! Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305/20 "2009-10-28T17:12:34Z")
I still love the Hillary one: ā€œWhat other working class photo-ops do they expect me to do? Take a shit in a fucking outhouse?!ā€ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-i-get-enough-of-these-hitler-rants/515305.md?page=2)