# Why can't she have it without spam? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 19, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497 "2010-01-19T01:27:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MitzeKatze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@MitzeKatze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MitzeKatze)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/41 "2010-01-19T20:09:32Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > McDonald’s has a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on the menu, but no Quarter Pounder. So I have to order a “Quarter Pounder with Cheese WITHOUT CHEESE.” I had completely forgotten about that. But then I special order everything at McDonald’s so I am used to it being a difficult process. (For fun watch the confusion when you order one Big Mac with no Mac sauce and one Big Mac with extra Mac sauce. :)). I rarely order Quarter Pounders but when I do I usually say, “Quarter Pounder with no cheese, please” to avoid the “…with cheese, without cheese” sentence structure. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bb73d2/32.png) [@Evil\_Jon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Jon)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/42 "2010-01-19T20:27:29Z")
For real fun ask for fries with no salt, then ask for salt packets. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/43 "2010-01-19T22:16:20Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > What flavour is it? Spam. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/44 "2010-01-19T22:18:03Z")
> [@Evil\_Jon](#): > > For real fun ask for fries with no salt, then ask for salt packets. Burger King sez, “Have it your way!” Try ordering a Whopper, hold the sesame seeds. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/45 "2010-01-19T22:19:52Z")
> [@In\_Winnipeg](#): > > Albatross!! Gannet on a stick. ---
**Author:** ![Zoot\_Sutra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/51bf81/32.png) [@Zoot\_Sutra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoot_Sutra)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/46 "2010-01-20T01:36:51Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > What flavour is it? [Boot to the head.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo) ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/47 "2010-01-20T16:08:30Z")
I’d rather eat Johnson, sir. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/48 "2010-01-20T16:12:26Z")
> [@Kizarvexius](#): > > I’d rather eat Johnson, sir. I’m not sure Johnson is kosher. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/49 "2010-01-20T16:34:00Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > I’m not sure Johnson is kosher. Japanese Johnson is. And it tastes so brissful. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497/50 "2010-01-20T16:39:39Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Japanese Johnson is. And it tastes so brissful. Well done. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-she-have-it-without-spam/525497.md?page=2)