# Why can't Siam Sam accept correction?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 15, 2012, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-siam-sam-accept-correction/634779 "2012-09-15T09:45:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![emacknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ec8ea/32.png) [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-siam-sam-accept-correction/634779/69 "2012-09-24T21:01:22Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> But it’s the first of many examples where he demonstrates some obsession to answer me with snark whenever I demonstrate knowledge of Thai, etc. It’s too bad he’s put me on Ignore since I am curious what led to his attitude.

It’s because you’re an asshole. Have you already forgotten?

> [@Is there a Federal law that every sentence needs maximal snark and hyperbole? (Re: greenslime1951)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-a-federal-law-that-every-sentence-needs-maximal-snark-and-hyperbole-re-greenslime1951/631456/1):
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> I often read my own posts a day after I wrote them and think “What a pretentious hyperbolic sanctimonious asshole that **septimus** is!”

Or here

> [@Ron Paul attacks the 1964 Civil Rights Act; Ron Paul doesn't get America](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ron-paul-attacks-the-1964-civil-rights-act-ron-paul-doesnt-get-america/608262/83):
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> I’d be happy to be friends with any of you, in real life, or, more likely, you’d not want to be my friend since IRL I’m still an obnoxious asshole. ☹

And now you’re bitching about **mmmbeer**? Do you not see the common thread in all these altercations? Look at your behaviour in that thread, every post you made in that thread was nothing but snark.

> [@Is there anything wrong with "class warfare"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-wrong-with-class-warfare/634349/249):
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> And please, **mmmbeer** (and any of his would-be defenders)…

> [@Is there anything wrong with "class warfare"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-wrong-with-class-warfare/634349/249):
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> Is it rational, or even sober, to respond with…

> [@Is there anything wrong with "class warfare"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-wrong-with-class-warfare/634349/251):
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> If you focused more on understanding, and less on finding humor…

> [@Is there anything wrong with "class warfare"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-anything-wrong-with-class-warfare/634349/251):
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> In future I hope you reread posts that seem to make no sense, rather than delighting in what seems “funny” or writing “Jesus, Joseph, and Mary.” I do accept part of the responsibility for failing to write “(including payroll tax)” in a large font from the get-go. 😃

Lay off with the fucking smileys and writing in really large font and you’d probably have to start a lot fewer pit threads.

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