# Why can't Voyager return home? (Star Trek)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 14, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253 "2004-02-14T22:06:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/81 "2004-02-16T20:59:56Z")

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Also forgot to add:

Her reasoning was that she had to be an impartial judge. Q’s offer was like a bribe.

And Riker appears for no reason.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/82 "2004-02-16T21:07:02Z")

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But, Riker had to be there! To link VOY to the ever popular TNG.  
And don’t forget the stoner!

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/83 "2004-02-16T21:18:23Z")

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I loved the representation of the Q continuum in that episode though. They even said it was just a representation so that Janeway could understand it, but apparently a quite accurate one.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/84 "2004-02-16T21:34:53Z")

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> [@elf6c](#):
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> Named the _Lucas Syndrome_, it manifests itself in glaring plot holes, eye rolling after-the-fact justifications, and a requirement of a really poor memory and a continous suspension of disbelief. Symptoms include Luke tongue kissing his sister,

I object, your honor! The prosecution has never established that either party’s tongue was in the other party’s mouth during that smooch.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/85 "2004-02-16T21:41:50Z")

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> [@Laughing Lagomorph](#):
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> Yes, everything that happened or didn’t happen on _Voyager_ was Janeway’s fault. Everything.  
> (Joking).

People who do not like Janeway have issues with their Mothers.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/86 "2004-02-16T21:45:10Z")

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Or their transgendered fathers.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/87 "2004-02-17T00:34:35Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> A language like that would be impractical for a technologically advanced civilization.

One user’s manual for any technological geegaw would kill all the trees on the planet. 🙂

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/88 "2004-02-17T00:41:53Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> One user’s manual for any technological geegaw would kill all the trees on the planet. 🙂

Ensign Treebeard: A Starfleet captain should know better!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/89 "2004-02-17T00:56:40Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> One user’s manual for any technological geegaw would kill all the trees on the planet. 🙂

Ensign Treebeard: A Starfleet captain should know better!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-cant-voyager-return-home-star-trek/229253/90 "2004-02-17T13:26:07Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Or their transgendered fathers.

You, Sir or Madame, have struck the fastener on the flat surface far better than I.

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