# Why did a disheveled looking Trump just turn up in DC **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [September 12, 2022, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412 "2022-09-12T03:36:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/101 "2022-09-14T00:24:29Z")
Only thing caught by those mics was ‘he’d kill us if he had the chance’. (Guess the movie) ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/102 "2022-09-14T02:53:03Z")
_The Conversation_ ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/103 "2022-09-14T14:32:11Z")
Good movie ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/104 "2022-09-14T15:03:21Z")
Why are we whispering? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/105 "2022-09-14T15:06:57Z")
Because last time we didn’t whisper the toilet filled up with blood and we really don’t want that to happen again. ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/106 "2022-09-14T15:09:06Z")
See, my plumber told me it was because of roots. Relevant to the thread, a blood-filled toilet could have many causes, but tearing up and eating confidential documents after a meeting can cause problems with hemorrhoids . ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/107 "2022-09-14T15:43:21Z")
> [@Pork\_Rind](#): > > eating confidential documents after a meeting can cause problems with hemorrhoids . And I thought fiber was good for the digestive system. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/108 "2022-09-14T15:52:49Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Because last time we didn’t whisper the toilet filled up with blood and we really don’t want that to happen again. Just take a coppola Xanax and quit worrying about it. It’s nothing you can’t hack, man. ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/109 "2022-09-14T15:54:28Z")
It’s the staples that are the real problem. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/110 "2022-09-14T15:56:23Z")
Saxy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/111 "2022-09-14T15:58:05Z")
> [@Pork\_Rind](#): > > It’s the staples that are the real problem. - It’s been _years_ since I’ve had a real good spiral-bound notebook. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412/112 "2022-09-14T16:09:21Z")
> **[Jimmy Fallon Thinks He Knows The Real Reason For Trump’s ‘Suspicious’ Golf Trip](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jimmy-fallon-trump-golf-course-visit_n_6321797ce4b082746be4b95e)** > > The former president made a surprise visit to the Washington, D.C. area that included a trip to his golf course on Monday. > “The Tonight Show” host revealed his suspicions about the group’s purpose for being at the resort. > > “Trump was like, ‘So, I think I buried the documents somewhere around here so start digging boys,’” Fallon quipped. “Yeah, Trump was smart, he was like, ‘How about nine of us meet on the green with no clubs so it doesn’t look suspicious.’” I hope the FBI has searched all of trump’s golf bags. That’s where a golfer friend of mine used to hide the evidence of his indiscretions. (Don’t ask me how I know.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-a-disheveled-looking-trump-just-turn-up-in-dc/971412.md?page=5)