You’re so going to Hell.
I’ll save you a seat! 
That’s the answer I would have gone with.
In one Christian tradition, Jesus spent some time in Hell after dying and prior to being raised. I can imagine looking a little worse for the wear after kicking down the doors to Hell and spending some time amongst the virtuous pagans.
Yes, I will look up the chapter and verse. I know that the RCC celebrates this by covering the statues in their church the last couple of weeks of Lent, before The Thursday or Friday before Easter. I have been to funerals during this time and that was the explaination I was given.
Monavis
Speaker for the dead; I read John and am submitting several chapters and verses for you;
John Ch5 verse 59 where he hid.John ch 8 verse 20, chapter 8 verse 54, chapter 8 verse 37,chapter7 verse 30 and chapter 7 verses 4 through 6
You will note if you read the entire chapters that he was waiting to be betrayed at a certain time and this may lend some credence to Judas’s gospel.
Monavis
What if it was a Return of Martin Guerre?
When you’re supernatural, it’s easy to cloud people’s minds so they don’t recognize you.
I’m sure there’s a hefty dollop of imagination in this answer, but someone explained to me once that, although there was some kind of supernatural restraint preventing the two from recognising Jesus on the road to Emmaus, the breaking of bread was the moment of recognition, because in order to break bread, Jesus had to reveal his hands (complete with still-visible nail-wounds).