# Why did the band Earth, Wind and Fire not have "water"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 11, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492 "2009-06-11T21:31:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![johnspartan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@johnspartan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnspartan)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/1 "2009-06-11T21:31:49Z")

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Did he get kicked out for fighting with Fire?  
I can understand why Blood, Sweat and Tears didn’t have “Toil”, people forget Toil all the time.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/2 "2009-06-11T21:32:41Z")

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Of course not. According to one of their contemporaries, the band Kansas, you fight Fire with Fire. 😉

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/3 "2009-06-11T22:27:43Z")

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They used to, but he was kind of a wet blanket.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/4 "2009-06-11T22:49:35Z")

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He tangled with Fire, got steamed, drifted away.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/5 "2009-06-11T22:50:35Z")

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Oh, I got another one:

They talked it over and decided to give Water a pass.

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**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/6 "2009-06-11T22:57:21Z")

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I hear he lives under a bridge somewhere now, but nobody really cares anymore.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/7 "2009-06-11T23:09:00Z")

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> [@johnspartan](#):
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> Did he get kicked out for fighting with Fire?

There’s a [real answer to this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_wind_and_fire).

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> Maurice, based on the fact that his astrological sign of Sagittarius had a primary elemental quality of Fire and seasonal qualities of Earth and Air (hence the omission of Water, the fourth classical element), changed the band’s name, to Earth, Wind & Fire.

The Firesign Theatre took its name partially because each of the members were born under a fire sign.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/8 "2009-06-11T23:31:57Z")

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He fell in love with Heart, and the two ran off and got married.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/9 "2009-06-11T23:33:39Z")

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I was Earth, Wind and Fire’s answering service in 1979. That is all.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/10 "2009-06-11T23:34:53Z")

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Don’t forget the fifth element: Heart. You will never be able to summon Captain Planet without it.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/11 "2009-06-11T23:38:45Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Don’t forget the fifth element: Heart. You will never be able to summon Captain Planet without it.

Dude, I was way more subtle with that joke.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/12 "2009-06-12T02:33:47Z")

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> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#):
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> I hear he lives under a bridge somewhere now, but nobody really cares anymore.

Yeah. He was rather troubled at the time.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/13 "2009-06-12T22:53:59Z")

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> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#):
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> I hear he lives under a bridge somewhere now, but nobody really cares anymore.

> [@JThunder](#):
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> Yeah. He was rather troubled at the time.

Meh.

Nobody gives a dam.

He went on to create the Trickle-Down Theory of Economics.

Which is weir\_d. 😃

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/14 "2009-06-13T01:56:14Z")

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He dried up.

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/15 "2009-06-13T02:21:48Z")

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He was always hot & cold and running, and hard to hold onto. In the winter time he froze up.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/16 "2009-06-13T04:42:16Z")

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> [@johnspartan](#):
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> Did he get kicked out for fighting with Fire?

Everyone knows you fight Fire with Fire. I think they’re twins.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-band-earth-wind-and-fire-not-have-water/499492/17 "2009-06-13T11:25:32Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> I was Earth, Wind and Fire’s answering service in 1979. That is all.

Stories?
