# Why did the chicken commit suicide?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-commit-suicide/387505>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2007, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-commit-suicide/387505 "2007-01-11T03:45:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-commit-suicide/387505/21 "2007-01-11T19:40:33Z")

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Why did the duck cross the road?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-commit-suicide/387505/22 "2007-01-11T19:46:14Z")

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To see why his quack wouldn’t echo?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-commit-suicide/387505/23 "2007-01-11T19:47:04Z")

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No, because it was the chicken’s day off.

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