# Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270 "2007-07-26T19:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/21 "2007-07-26T20:14:13Z")
Maybe truffle oil? ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/22 "2007-07-26T20:14:58Z")
You didnt’ get a water and vinegar salad dressing, by chance? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/23 "2007-07-26T20:28:52Z")
Look at the bright side… Next time you’re going down on your girl, you can take a slight pause to exclaim, “Wow, tastes just like risotto!”. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/24 "2007-07-26T20:35:13Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom] Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? I’m thinking a nice Chianti, but that’s just me. [/QUOTE] Whichever one gets her drunk the fastest? 😃 what? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/25 "2007-07-26T20:36:54Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom] Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? [/QUOTE] Liebfraumilch. [QUOTE=VCO3] Eating the rissoto was literally a near-perfect facsimile of having oral sex with a woman… [/QUOTE] I truly hope this doesn’t include the fork or the chewing and swallowing. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/26 "2007-07-26T20:37:52Z")
Oh, and now I am very close to making up a “Vagina Risotto” song, sung to the tune of “Hakuna Matata.” ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/27 "2007-07-26T20:40:45Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] I’ve used bottled clam juice to make risotto. [/QUOTE] Jesus, the last time I saw a line like that it had a fish hook on it. When did Clamato introduce a “bearded” flavor? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/28 "2007-07-26T20:41:16Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Port. [/QUOTE] Cabernet Sauvignon, wine snobs can tell you this is what is known as a “stiff” wine. Barring that, I imagine a good red would work. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Key_Lime_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/29 "2007-07-26T20:45:10Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom] Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? [/QUOTE] The Little Penguin? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/30 "2007-07-26T20:50:33Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Well… how did your waitress carry it to the table? [/QUOTE] Bwahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/31 "2007-07-26T20:56:16Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So…um…where is this restaurant located? [/QUOTE] Why? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/32 "2007-07-26T21:02:53Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So…um…where is this restaurant located? [/QUOTE] Down by the docks, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/33 "2007-07-26T21:10:28Z")
You guys are all wrong on the wine. Obviously, you want something from the [Pouilly Puisse](http://www.thewinecountry.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TWC&Product_Code=0000000043557&Category_Code=White_Burgundy) region. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/34 "2007-07-26T21:17:34Z")
I think I sprained something while attempting to keep my laughter silent. Thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/35 "2007-07-26T21:19:53Z")
[QUOTE=VCO3] It was truly a sensuous experience. [/QUOTE] So your food tasted like crotch, and it was _sensuous?_ Whatever floats your boat. I’d recommend that you do not order the sausage there. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/36 "2007-07-26T21:22:31Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So…um…where is this restaurant located? [/QUOTE] Duh.. at the Y! I hear the fish tacos are to die for. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/37 "2007-07-26T22:24:37Z")
Mmm, risottolingus. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/38 "2007-07-26T22:42:44Z")
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. Well, pork. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/39 "2007-07-26T23:04:34Z")
You should try their boxed lunches. ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/40 "2007-07-26T23:10:17Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So…um…where is this restaurant located? [/quote] For some reason I had an image of a new iPhone commercial "So say you’re watching the porno Pirates on your iPhone or reading the Straight Dope message board. Mmmm. Did somebody say ‘pussy risotto’?" [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270.md?page=3)