# Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270 "2007-07-26T19:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/41 "2007-07-26T23:30:09Z")
[QUOTE=Fish] Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. Well, pork. [/QUOTE] Train of thought: Pork. Pork pork pork. Swedish Chef. Swedish Chef tasting the pussy risotto, jumping up, running into the restaurant’s kitchen, grabbing the chef, bending him over the counter, dropping trou, and thrusting madly, yelling, “Pork pork pork.” It’s fun to be me. ---
**Author:** ![Hastily\_Scrawled\_Message](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5daacb/32.png) [@Hastily\_Scrawled\_Message](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hastily_Scrawled_Message)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/42 "2007-07-26T23:30:29Z")
Dude, I can’t believe you ate the hole thing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/43 "2007-07-26T23:43:56Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Well… how did your waitress carry it to the table? [/QUOTE] ha ha ha ha ha Did it take you a looooonng time to eat it? Or did you eat it eagerly? call me. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/44 "2007-07-27T00:27:29Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Why? [/QUOTE] Cause I want me a big, steaming bowl o’ vag-risotto. Curiousity got me. I was hoping we could make a joke out of the restaurant’s name. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/45 "2007-07-27T00:29:18Z")
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea] ha ha ha ha ha Did it take you a looooonng time to eat it? Or did you eat it eagerly? call me. [/QUOTE] Hey! I acquired you fair and square! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/46 "2007-07-27T00:41:46Z")
Vag-A-Roni, the new Chicago treat! Vag-A-Roni, the flavor can’t be beat! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/47 "2007-07-27T01:01:29Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom] Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? I’m thinking a nice Chianti, but that’s just me. [/QUOTE] I’d have to go with the [47 pound rooster Pinot Noir](http://www.wineloverspage.com/wines/tn.phtml?id=403) by Rex Goliath. Because IMHO, nothing goes better with vagina than a nice big cock. ---
**Author:** ![Yag\_Rannavach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/858c86/32.png) [@Yag\_Rannavach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yag_Rannavach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/48 "2007-07-27T01:04:30Z")
[QUOTE=psycat90] I’d have to go with the [47 pound rooster Pinot Noir](http://www.wineloverspage.com/wines/tn.phtml?id=403) by Rex Goliath. Because IMHO, nothing goes better with vagina than a nice big cock. [/QUOTE] What about a mechanical one? ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/49 "2007-07-27T02:47:01Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] So your food tasted like crotch, and it was _sensuous?_ Whatever floats your boat. I’d recommend that you do not order the sausage there. [/QUOTE] Whatever floats your little man in the boat, in this case. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/50 "2007-07-27T02:49:49Z")
Sure it was fun, but what about your needs? That was some selfish risotto. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/51 "2007-07-27T03:04:52Z")
This may be my new vote for Best Thread Title Ever[sup]TM[/sup]. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/52 "2007-07-27T03:06:34Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/53 "2007-07-27T03:07:33Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. [/QUOTE] Really? Is there anything in this thread that’s actually about food? 😕 Eh, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/54 "2007-07-27T03:07:49Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] … Curiousity got me. I was hoping we could make a joke out of the restaurant’s name. [/QUOTE] You were expecting The Pink Taco, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/55 "2007-07-27T03:10:54Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Really? Is there anything in this thread that’s actually about food? 😕 Eh, whatever. [/QUOTE] Eating, yes. Maybe not food so much. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/56 "2007-07-27T03:11:16Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] You were expecting The Pink Taco, maybe? [/QUOTE] And their sports stadium with the retractable roof, quaintly nicknamed the “Space Vulva”. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/57 "2007-07-27T03:13:08Z")
The best part was when his date said she’d like to experiment with something new and ordered the same risotto. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/58 "2007-07-27T03:19:23Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] The best part was when his date said she’d like to experiment with something new and ordered the same risotto. [/QUOTE] _shrugs_ Any girl is ready to try that risotto after a couple of margaritas. Haven’t you ever watched a _Girls Gone Wild_ video? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/59 "2007-07-27T03:22:43Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] _shrugs_ Any girl is ready to try that risotto after a couple of margaritas. Haven’t you ever watched a _Girls Gone Wild_ video? [/QUOTE] Hmph. I never had to get them drunk or even tipsy. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/60 "2007-07-27T03:53:35Z")
“Hey, this risotto tastes like fresh pussy!” Almost every guy in the room, and some of the gals: “I’ll have what he’s having.” Can you see the ad campaign for that restaurant: Diners at other restaurants may leave feeling full. But diners at Cafe Labia leave feeling … satisfied! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270.md?page=4)