# Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270 "2007-07-26T19:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/61 "2007-07-27T04:27:38Z")
It is the taste of the sea. Ever notice how much a fat mussel resembles a quim? Coincidence? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/62 "2007-07-27T04:42:23Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. [/QUOTE] Most hilarious thread-move ever. ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/63 "2007-07-27T05:39:09Z")
Okay guys - I think it was the Pink Tacos that did it, but the juxtaposition of an ad for Mexican Haciendas with one for Female Groin Odors almost made me spray coffee out my nose!!! ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/64 "2007-07-27T06:30:12Z")
(Note to self: Stuff like this is why you keep renewing your SDMB membership.) ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/65 "2007-07-27T08:20:12Z")
once while eating Pad tai a female friend of mine says quite loudly in a very small room, “THIS PAD TAI TASTES LIKE PUSSY” I about friggin cried but she was right tasted like some spicy pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/66 "2007-07-27T08:25:17Z")
There’s a Japanese bistro near work with a pad thai which is reminiscent of fresh pussy. If you ask them for mild it won’t even burn your mouth. Too bad it’s too damn expensive to go there regularly. I’m not sure why a Japanese place is trying to do Thai, but it has achieved something few places have. I never leave there without spending ~$25 for lunch and a couple big bags of shrimp chips to go. Damn, now I’m hungry. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/67 "2007-07-27T10:52:40Z")
**Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina?** Guess you shouldn’t have pissed off the waitress. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/68 "2007-07-27T12:27:49Z")
I’m a little confused by the “so where is this place?” joke responses to the thread. Would you actually want to eat a food that had the exact same taste? I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it, but you do the deed for the whole experience, and what it does for her, not because the taste itself is all that appealing. It’s not filet mignon or cheesecake. If they made VaginaBar snacks, would you eat them? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/69 "2007-07-27T12:55:47Z")
Since none of you can seem to be serious for two minutes. . . I’m guessing that since it came with the frutti de mar (or whatever), they probably made the risotto with fish stock instead of the traditional chicken stock. So the real question is : why does all the vagina you’ve eaten taste like fish. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/70 "2007-07-27T12:58:19Z")
I just want to second **Waverly** ’s suggestion of avoiding the sausage at that place. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/71 "2007-07-27T12:59:07Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] Since none of you can seem to be serious for two minutes. . . I’m guessing that since it came with the frutti de mar (or whatever), they probably made the risotto with fish stock instead of the traditional chicken stock. So the real question is : why does all the vagina you’ve eaten taste like fish. [/QUOTE] Sounds like an infection in that case. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/72 "2007-07-27T13:27:31Z")
[QUOTE=archmichael] Mmmm. Did somebody say ‘pussy risotto’?" [/QUOTE] Sayyyy, wasn’t she one of the Bond Girls? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/73 "2007-07-27T13:37:27Z")
[QUOTE=SenorBeef] I’m a little confused by the “so where is this place?” joke responses to the thread. Would you actually want to eat a food that had the exact same taste? I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it, but you do the deed for the whole experience, and what it does for her, not because the taste itself is all that appealing. It’s not filet mignon or cheesecake. If they made VaginaBar snacks, would you eat them? 😛 [/QUOTE] Even if you like the taste, I would think the texture of the risotto combined with that taste would be … offputting. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/74 "2007-07-27T13:57:14Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom] Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? I’m thinking a nice Chianti, but that’s just me. [/QUOTE] Clearly vagina is red meat, though if its still rare enough to be bleeding… ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/75 "2007-07-27T14:05:01Z")
[morbid] And we’re sure it’s risotto? Any missing waitresses recently? [/morbid] ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/76 "2007-07-27T14:16:26Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Sayyyy, wasn’t she one of the Bond Girls? [/QUOTE] I think you are confused with Ris Ottopussy ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/77 "2007-07-27T14:36:38Z")
[QUOTE=SenorBeef] I’m a little confused by the “so where is this place?” joke responses to the thread. Would you actually want to eat a food that had the exact same taste? I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it, but you do the deed for the whole experience, and what it does for her, not because the taste itself is all that appealing. It’s not filet mignon or cheesecake. If they made VaginaBar snacks, would you eat them? 😛 [/QUOTE] Oh, HELL yeah! The aroma and flavor are triggers that allow the mind to re-experience the act. The brain is the biggest sex organ in the body – sexually stimulate the brain, and you’re havin’ sex, dude! (At least that’s what my wife says when she has a headache.) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/78 "2007-07-27T14:43:13Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom] Anybody know what wine goes with vagina? I’m thinking a nice Chianti, but that’s just me. [/QUOTE] Medium sweet with the merest hint of tart ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/79 "2007-07-27T15:00:57Z")
[QUOTE=Yag Rannavach] What about a mechanical one? [/QUOTE] Hmm, might do in a pinch, but it definitely won’t have the same body, structure, or mouth feel as the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270/80 "2007-07-27T15:16:06Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Cause I want me a big, steaming bowl o’ vag-risotto. Curiousity got me. I was hoping we could make a joke out of the restaurant’s name. [/QUOTE] _Note to self: less subtlety on the humor_ Why? = “The Y” – same joke as was later delivered by **The Duke** in log #36. I tell ya, I get no respect. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-did-the-risotto-taste-and-smell-like-vagina/413270.md?page=5)