Why didn't Sauron conscript the Stone-Giants?

It gets worse. I remember some of the BOTR poetry better than the LOTR stuff!

“An elven maid there was of old,
a stenographer by day
Her hair was fake, her teeth were gold,
her scent of cheap sachet”
Still waiting forthe release of David Matzohfield,

QtM

Which always seemed funny to me, because when I read that while attending Villanova, the biggest ball-hog in [del]Middle-Earth[/del]the NCAA was at our rival, Georgetown. How things change.