# Why didn't you people tell me about Archer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 20, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431 "2012-02-20T16:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/1 "2012-02-20T16:39:52Z")
Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people??? ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/2 "2012-02-20T16:47:00Z")
I asked them that same question when Season 1 just ended. Ball droppers. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/3 "2012-02-20T17:16:29Z")
Phrasing! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/4 "2012-02-20T17:48:13Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people??? Oh yeah. Well… Wait, I had something for this… ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/5 "2012-02-20T20:52:12Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people??? Me? Nothing. You, obviously, have completely missed out on an awesome show. Mulatto Butts! Mulatto Butts! Johnny Bench called. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/6 "2012-02-20T20:57:56Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > Phrasing! Call Kenny Loggins… ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/7 "2012-02-20T22:10:53Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people??? What happened was, um…did you see Brian’s Song? Same thing pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/8 "2012-02-20T22:36:40Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people??? If you have Netflix you can stream season one… ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/9 "2012-02-20T22:44:05Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Ball droppers. …and that’s how you get ants. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/10 "2012-02-20T23:22:50Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people??? YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/11 "2012-02-21T15:23:55Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Hilarious but I have missed two previous seasons, due to the boards incompetence in telling me what to watch. What is wrong with you people??? Well, you freaked out when I said “quadroon”! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/12 "2012-02-21T15:39:58Z")
Who’s up for cooch chili? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/13 "2012-02-21T16:14:41Z")
> [@Hail\_Ants](#): > > If you have Netflix you can stream season one… Thanks God for small miracles. Right, **Hail Ants?** ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/14 "2012-02-21T16:52:56Z")
Benoit… ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/15 "2012-02-21T16:57:36Z")
Balls! Sploosh… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/16 "2012-02-21T20:19:10Z")
It tastes worse than it smells. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/17 "2012-02-21T22:32:41Z")
> [@Alma](#): > > What happened was, um…did you see Brian’s Song? Oh my, no. I’ve moved on to something… _darker._ ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/18 "2012-02-21T22:35:03Z")
I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now. I mean, not that you would, but… ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/19 "2012-02-21T23:42:37Z")
Oh, God! There’s not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/20 "2012-02-22T00:30:05Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > Oh, God! There’s not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that! Yeah, and now’s prolly not the time to mention that room doesn’t have a sink. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431.md?page=2)