# Why didn't you people tell me about Archer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 20, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431 "2012-02-20T16:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/21 "2012-02-22T03:58:51Z")
Can’t do it…won’t…whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/22 "2012-02-22T04:08:43Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Oh my, no. I’ve moved on to something… _darker._ Like a shade of black? or a slightly darker shade of black? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/23 "2012-02-22T04:21:29Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Yeah, and now’s prolly not the time to mention that room doesn’t have a sink. Oh dukes! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/24 "2012-02-22T11:48:08Z")
> [@Iggins](#): > > I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now. I mean, not that you would, but… Run off with some 20-year-old bimbo, will he? I’ll show him! I’m gonna get me a 10-year-old! ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/25 "2012-02-22T15:11:26Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Can’t do it…won’t…whatever. Either? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/26 "2012-02-22T15:24:24Z")
> [@Iggins](#): > > Either? How familiar! You must address me by my title, ‘Countess Von Fingerbang.’ Damn it Woodhouse! That’s like EGGS 101!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/27 "2012-02-22T15:34:44Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Damn it Woodhouse! That’s like EGGS 101!!! And I’m going to need to to pick up some sand. I’m not sure if they grade it but…coarse. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/28 "2012-02-22T15:55:59Z")
If I did want a grandchild, I’d just scrape all your previous mishaps into a pile and knit a onesie for it! ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/29 "2012-02-22T16:01:18Z")
You know, as in _Mancy!_ ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/30 "2012-02-22T16:46:14Z")
Chet? How’s it hanging, buddy…? ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/31 "2012-02-22T17:58:12Z")
Nooooope! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/32 "2012-02-22T18:07:08Z")
Most secret agents don’t tell every harlot from here to Hanoi that they are secret agents! Then why be one? But they were blanks, weren’t they? Uhhh…only if the back of his skull picked that exact moment to explode outwards. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/33 "2012-02-22T18:13:16Z")
…that’s a lot of scalps ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/34 "2012-02-22T18:16:24Z")
Sploosh! ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/35 "2012-02-22T19:36:56Z")
When they’re dead, they’re just hookers! ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/36 "2012-02-22T20:31:59Z")
Why would you do that?!! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/37 "2012-02-22T20:48:58Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > Sploosh! And i’m gonna give him my equivalent of a sploosh. Which I guess would just be sploosh. Except, you know, with semen. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/38 "2012-02-22T21:24:19Z")
Sterling: Do not wind her up: that is a big gun and she is baby crazy. Lana: Baby crazy?! Sterling: That’s why I dumped her. Lana: You little, you sack of shit. I dumped you because you’re dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord! Sterling: See, all you talk about is baby shit, because you’re baby crazy! For more, check out [Sterling says](http://sterlingsays.it/). Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/39 "2012-02-22T21:36:46Z")
“Woohoo! This must be what it’s like to have sex with me!” **Gangster** , of course we’ve told you about the show before; you just haven’t been paying attention: > **[Archer's back tomorrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=624197)** > > Just a heads up for fellow fans of the greatest comedy on television: Archer is returning tomorrow, Sep. 15, for the first of three new episodes. They’re doing a 3-week run, then coming back for real in January for the rest of the new season. Let... > **[Favourite "Archer" lines](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=612291)** > > “Benoit…” “Balls! Ha, I was laughing at your name.” Cracks me up every time…what are yours? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/40 "2012-02-22T21:47:33Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Woohoo! This must be what it’s like to have sex with me!” How can an airboat be selfish? I don’t know what to say to that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431.md?page=3)