# Why didn't you people tell me about Archer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 20, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431 "2012-02-20T16:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/41 "2012-02-22T22:15:17Z")
Danger Zone! ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/42 "2012-02-22T23:09:15Z")
Duh! They’re fingers, Pam. Not kielbasas. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/43 "2012-02-23T00:41:07Z")
Wee baby Seamus! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/44 "2012-02-23T02:44:35Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Woohoo! This must be what it’s like to have sex with me!” > > **Gangster** , of course we’ve told you about the show before; you just haven’t been paying attention: > > [Archer's back tomorrow - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=624197) > [Favourite "Archer" lines - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=612291) I know **Gangster** didn’t you hear us? **Gangster** **Gangster** **GANGSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/45 "2012-02-23T04:07:05Z")
He’s an affirmative action two-fer! ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/46 "2012-02-23T04:37:49Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > He’s an affirmative action two-fer! You haven’t heard the last of Conrad Stern! And that’s not my real name!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/47 "2012-02-23T05:53:54Z")
She’s like the Pele of anal. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/48 "2012-02-23T14:27:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > She’s like the Pele of anal. Just the tip! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/49 "2012-02-23T14:34:02Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > He’s an affirmative action two-fer! I think what you were looking for was “Sammy Gay-vis Junior” ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/50 "2012-02-23T17:28:51Z")
Hmm? Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/51 "2012-02-23T18:24:37Z")
"I am sick of you getting the best assignments just because your mother’s the boss! Do you know how that feels? " “Besides ‘awesome’?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/52 "2012-02-23T20:20:58Z")
I vote Asian chick! ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/53 "2012-02-24T00:02:47Z")
Very good, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/54 "2012-02-24T00:38:55Z")
What? He thinks he’s people! ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/55 "2012-02-24T03:59:03Z")
ANTS! Wretched, horrible ANTS! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/56 "2012-02-24T05:43:32Z")
The Sesame Ginger Savings & Loan? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/57 "2012-02-28T15:50:40Z")
Can I just second the OPs sentiment?? I have been looking for a new series to watch. Browsing Netflix last night, I saw Archer…remembered this thread, so thought I’d look in to it. Needless to say, I have a new show…wth have none of my people told me about this?? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/58 "2012-02-28T23:54:36Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Can I just second the OPs sentiment?? I have been looking for a new series to watch. Browsing Netflix last night, I saw Archer…remembered this thread, so thought I’d look in to it. > > Needless to say, I have a new show…wth have none of my people told me about this?? Who are you? “Comrade Question?” ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/59 "2012-02-29T00:09:29Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > Who are you? “Comrade Question?” 😛 Exactly where I left off last night ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431/60 "2012-02-29T01:50:32Z")
Looks like Netflix just added [season two!](http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Archer/70171942?trkid=3777158) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-didnt-you-people-tell-me-about-archer/613431.md?page=4)