Why do big swallows hurt going down?

[John_DiFool]

@njtt

Are you telling me to google for avian on human fellatio? Thanks but I’d rather not (even though I do not expect to find it).
Prediction: This thread will shortly become Google’s top hit for “avian on human fellatio”.

And will be resurrected, like clockwork, every ten years by a succession of hit-and-run pervs who found it on Google.

[Gagundathar]

As of right now, this thread is the ONLY hit on Google for “avian on human fellatio”.

So… uh should I congratulate someone?

[njtt]

@Gagundathar

As of right now, this thread is the ONLY hit on Google for “avian on human fellatio”.

So… uh should I congratulate someone?

So you actually searched for it, huh?

And hey, it’s not my fault. It was jjimm who actually introduced the concept.

[njtt]

Seems to be catching on, though: That ostrich over there? It is totally into you; Is that ostrich flirting with me? :eek: