[Why do] birds [sing at dawn?]

[Colibri]

@Ethilrist

le whoosh, I believe…

I understood Jack Batty’s reference. If you thought my answer was serious, then someone else was whooshed, and it wasn’t me.

Maybe the next question will be why stars fall down from the sky.

[carnivorousplant]

@barbitu8

Who would kill a mockingbird even if he wakes you up at 3AM?

Because I can’t see straight at 3:00 A.M.
Blue Jays do not single on Saturdays, for they must atone for their weekly sins by carrying gains of sand to Hell to bank the Devil’s fire for Sunday.

[Si_Amigo]

@axolotl

Why do birds sing at dawn?

So that they can drive my cat’s freaking crazy and wake me up at 5:30 on a weekend. :mad:

[Jackmannii]

I wanna know why birds don’t eat at night. Maybe if I set up floodlights pointed at my bird feeders…

[moriah]

@barbitu8

I’ve heard that the mockingbird (I use mockingbird as an example because it is the most notorious for doing so) sings at night if he hasn’t yet found a mate. Those who have mated have no reason to sing at night. Who would kill a mockingbird even if he wakes you up at 3AM?

It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.

[carnivorousplant]

@moriah

It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.

Ask Ol’ Atticus after one awakens him at 3:00 AM.

[barbitu8]

@moriah

It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.

So said another bird, A. Finch.

[carnivorousplant]

@barbitu8

So said another bird, A. Finch.

See post 26.