Why do black people think Napoleon shot off the Sphinx's nose?

She and Joseph “self-deported” before the Massacre of the Innocents.

It was probably “too Jewish.”

I heard Jesus was born in a car during the trip. The story I got was something about a Pinto, a niño, and Santa Maria.

And I think they were driving to Ohio.

Naturally. How many white people do you know who are named Moses?

Q.E.D.

Ahh – found some more of them. I posted about this six years ago (05-08-2006)

Aladdin (Disney movie)

Prince of Egypt (Spielberg cartoon)

Bill and Ted (TV cartoon)

In addition, Eureka claimed it was in a Smurfs coloring book. And Winston Bongo claimed it was shown in a Fafr Side cartoon.

Interestingly, from the news this morning, the rest of the sphinx might not be out of the woods, yet. http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2012/11/12/Salafist-leader-wants-Pyramids-destroyed/UPI-30571352719234/

Yeah, this legend has been around far, far longer than Farrakhan and Afrocentrism. White people told this tale plenty.