# Why do Boobs like Men? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862 "2005-02-25T13:45:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JeffyDMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JeffyDMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffyDMan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/21 "2005-02-25T18:57:15Z")
> [@SHAKES](#): > > Boobs always go for the A-hole types. duh… Okay, Mr. Nice Guy, quit scarin’ the **Boobs** off! /Now where did I put that blowup doll? ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/22 "2005-02-27T01:47:40Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Well,let’s find out.Ladies,introduce your boobs to me.Let me get to know them well.Then we can ask them what they think of me and why they like me 😃 > > Form a line… > Beware Monica stampeding to the head of the queue! And how can you be so sure I’m going to march up and introduce them? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/23 "2005-02-27T02:26:42Z")
Well,I thought we were on fairly good terms already 😃 ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/24 "2005-02-27T02:29:49Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Well,I thought we were on fairly good terms already 😃 Oh, we are- I just don’t want assumptions being made about me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/25 "2005-02-27T02:33:39Z")
Oh no one would be assuming anything 😉 We know that already about you,no assumptions need to be made _prepares to dodge safety pin_ ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/26 "2005-02-27T02:34:46Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Men usually play too hard or too long, pinching or getting too rough I’m having a difficult time seeing the down side of this… Granted, I have a slight BDSM fetish ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/27 "2005-02-27T02:39:55Z")
Others amongst us have SDMB fetishes 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/28 "2005-02-27T02:42:08Z")
Oh, well, I have that, too\*. Why else would I be here? 😉 \*I have many bizarre quirks and habits ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/29 "2005-02-27T02:49:58Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Oh no one would be assuming anything 😉 > > We know that already about you,no assumptions need to be made > > _prepares to dodge safety pin_ No, no- you’ve already told me safety pins don’t bother you- _heaves a bolt of fabric across the room_ (I’ve been working on costuming _Death of a Salesman_.) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/30 "2005-02-27T02:53:05Z")
Pah!missed by miles… throws like a girl… In order to research this topic,I’ve gone back and found your pics and have found myself strangely drawn to the boob area. The boobs don’t appear to be shy towards men.In fact they appear to be making every effort to come forth and greet me 😃 ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/31 "2005-02-27T02:54:21Z")
Just keep thinking that, hon… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/32 "2005-02-27T03:03:25Z")
Oh I’ll see for myself soon enough darling 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/33 "2005-02-27T03:07:37Z")
To return to the subject, I have noticed that my boobs are not very picky. They like anything that rubs up against them. Men, sweaters, dogs, even doctors. Makes no difference to the boobs. They are brainless tits, but I’m attached to 'em. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/34 "2005-02-27T16:53:32Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Oh I’ll see for myself soon enough darling 😉 :dubious: Oh really? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/35 "2005-02-27T18:11:07Z")
> [@monica](#): > > Just keep thinking that, hon… 😉 > [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Oh I’ll see for myself soon enough darling 😉 Hey, you two! Get a room! > [@monica](#): > > :dubious: Oh really? And a referee! 😉 Serially, though, if the OP is really asking why boobs like male attention or females are attracted to males, isn’t it obvious? Boobs are secondary sexual characteristics, and the attraction is similar to that of primary sexual characteristics. Although I suspect society’s expectations are a greater factor to secondaries than mammaries…, uh,… I mean, primaries. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/36 "2005-02-27T18:41:34Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Hey, you two! Get a room! Hey someone noticed 😉 [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/37 "2005-02-27T20:22:08Z")
Boobs like me because I operate on the theory that if the girl they’re attached to isn’t enjoying herself, then I won’t get free rein anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/38 "2005-02-27T20:32:51Z")
Boobs like men because its us who pay for the clothes that keep them all nice and warmly snuggled up and looking good… ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/39 "2005-02-28T03:51:05Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > Boobs like me because I operate on the theory that if the girl they’re attached to isn’t enjoying herself, then I won’t get free rein anymore. yes, Yes, YES! uhm, pardon me. I mean you are entirely correct. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862/40 "2005-02-28T18:25:32Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > And a referee! 😉 I volunteer. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-boobs-like-men/291862.md?page=1)