I had to call a well known craft superstore (not Michaels). I had to ask the clerk, we’ll call her “dumbfuckthatcan’tfigureoutthephone”, to put me through to department X. After 2 minutes of hearing her breathing and rubbing the phone all over the side of her head (I am assuming it was her head), she succeeds to put the call on hold.
Hold on…and on…and on…and on… Mind you I was trying to multitask so I wasn’t terribly in tune with just how long I was waiting. Finally get through only to be told I need to call back later as person I’m trying to reach isn’t there. Fine.
Approximately 1 and a half hour later I called back. Clerk, DFTCFOTP, answers. When I ask for department X again she says, “I’m sorry you’ve been on hold for so long”. She then proceeds to disconnect the call.
Since this is my first time posting a new thread, please go easy on me… just this first time*