Well, Bootrear does.
Reminds me of a study I saw where some people were exposed to 10 different puns to see if any would get a positive reaction. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.

Curly) There’s a bear in the hole
Moe) How can a bear be in that hole
Curly) It’s BARELY possible
OK now groan
Why did the zombie walk across the road?
Around the time of the Milgram experiment there was a controversial scientific study with a reasonable sample size (>500) of university students that was carried out with the subjects wired up to EEGs.
They used ten neutral statements selected at random from the Wall Street Journal as a control, ten regular one-liner jokes that had been chosen by a voting panel of contemporary stand-up comedians, and ten puns taken from a randomized sample of popsicle sticks.
The neutral statements acted as expected, with a no-greater-than-chance uplift in neural activity in the majority of the subjects. The unusual thing revealed by the tests, however, was that whereas a statistically significant number of the one-liner jokes generated measurable activity in the prefrontal cortex in more than 60% of the subjects, no pun in ten did.
I think we react in a pain-response way to puns because they are an insult to our thinking. The premise of the pun gets us thinking in a serious way about something, and then the punchline insults us for trying to be serious, tells us, in effect, that the punster doesn’t give a damn.
They’re not unpleasant, they’re PUNNY.
I want that 20 seconds of my life back :mad:
You’re right: time flies like an arrow (though fruit flies like a banana).
Because they’re chokes.
very punny, was worth it.
What was the weather like? Was it braining?
Moving from GQ to IMHO.
Please note that this thread was originally started two years ago.
Colibri
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Any time you read “no pun intended”, you can be sure the author really meant “OMG! Look at this GREAT PUN I made! Ain’t I smart and amusing?”