# Why do sexual utopias always fail?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [June 1, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-sexual-utopias-always-fail/406360 "2007-06-01T16:09:40Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-sexual-utopias-always-fail/406360/41 "2007-06-04T15:53:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]  
I think that when most people talk about unconditional love, they sort of add an implicit disembowlling exception. They really mean “almost unconditional love, but if you try to disembowel me, we’ll have to have a serious talk about the future of our relationship”.  
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I made sure to put that specifically in the wedding vows.

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