The modern automatic transmission is a very sophisticated, reliable, efficient piece of engineering. They don’t fail like they did in the past. They normally last the life of the car. Any car you buy today is controlled by the computer which regulates everything from braking (including traction control), the fuel injection system, the climate control, the GPS and most importantly, operating the transmission for optimal shifting points. In modern high-performance cars there are paddle shifters (without a manual clutch) yet, the computer will not allow you to do something stupid. I’m talking about Ferrari’s, Lamborghini’s, Aston-Martin’s, Jaguar’s and the rest. If you try to go from 5th to 1st it won’t let you even if you are in manual drive mode. The computer is sophisticated enough that the human brain can’t make a decision fast enough to make a better decision even though you may think that you are making the decision. The computer won’t let you fuck up the engine. That’s why modern race cars utilize paddle shifters and no manual clutch. Everything needs to be instantaneous and in synch. The computer will override arrogance and stupidity.
If the average driver, and even the above average driver, was better at shifting than the computer then there would be no need for traction control. The fact is that when traction control takes over, those drivers are already on a path to wreck the car. Even in the '60’s it was recognized that it took an exceptionally skilled driver to outperform an automatic (as primitive as they were). Drag racers were utilizing the old Chrysler button shifters because they were better than the lever and clutch.
Thank Dog for the technology. I got my first lesson when I was driving down Berthoud Pass in the winter with a car that had a manual transmission and I downshifted at the wrong time and put the car in a snowbank. The downshift spun the rear end of a rear wheel drive car. Thankfully, shortly after, someone came by and pulled me out. Oh yea, if I had been Parnelli Foyt that wouldn’t have happened. So these guys are telling me that they are Graham Fittipaldi? Oh yea, they got driving lessons from Dale Schumacher. Now I understand. Also, the babes are just lining up because they are so irresistible and they know every right move at every right time. If that’s so, why aren’t you earning Schumacher type money? It’s so easy.
but really, I learned initially on my brother’s dirtbike. Honestly the only tricky thing about it [for me] is putting it in gear from a stopping position. I learned on a car through deceptive means; I’m a bus driver and we often start/end our shifts out in the middle of the route; drivers often bring their cars to the relief point out of convenience. I heard, “Do you know how to drive a stick?” and enthusiastically said yes.
(Years later, I still drive a stick and still enjoy it tremendously.)