# Why do some people find females farting cute?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 13, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600 "2010-07-13T22:11:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/21 "2010-07-15T15:18:37Z")

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[Richard Pryor]”Tee hee! I made a smelly!” “No bitch, you shit!”[/Richard Pryor]

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/22 "2010-07-15T21:55:14Z")

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> [@Dereknocue67](#):
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> Where I come from, it was a courting ritual during school dances for a boy and girl to clench but only until the last dance. At that time, they both drop their pants, back up close to each other (cheek to cheek) and and participate in the Farting Raspberry Polka.
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> Awards were given to a winning couple for volume and duration. I guess I was raised a bit different.

In my head, this whole thing came out in [Dwight](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_Schrute)Schrute’s voice. Then on re-reading, in [Garrison](http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/)Keillor’s voice.

I don’t know which version is funnier.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/23 "2010-07-15T22:25:29Z")

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It’s not cute. It’s a little funny.

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/24 "2010-07-16T04:12:25Z")

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In a weird way I consider it a certain level of intimacy, I mean, guys will blast ass around total strangers and not care, but for a woman to let one loose in front of someone, to me that means they’re pretty close- good friends or a SO.

Honestly in my experience women tend to be lacking in farting skills probably because they were socialized not to do it, while guys got mixed messages (its rude, but its also funny). I accused a girlfriend of being unable to fart and she tried to take me to task by proving me wrong, but it was pretty difficult for her to just rip a loud one in front of me. I mean, in that situation, she _wanted_ to, but simply couldn’t.

Its like being unable to pee if someone’s looking at you. Stage fright :o

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/25 "2010-07-16T14:41:55Z")

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My ex used to do this. She’d do this little curtsey and let it rip, then giggle and expect me to laugh and hug her. No, sorry, not cute and pretty irritating and nasty. One of the reasons we are X.

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/26 "2010-07-16T14:47:50Z")

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> [@In\_Winnipeg](#):
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> Sorry, but I was raised to believe that classy people didn’t fart in front of other people.

Now that you’re a legal adult and capable of thinking for yourself, what do you think these days?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/27 "2010-07-16T14:48:40Z")

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> [@Superhal](#):
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> When I was young, farting was the equivalent of “going steady.” If the guy farted on the girl, that meant they were “serious.” Girls would ask each other, “did he fart for you yet?”

Explaining the need for an odor-masking device, thus, onions on the belt, which was the style of the time.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-find-females-farting-cute/546600/28 "2010-07-16T14:50:21Z")

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[quote=“Ludovic, post:27, topic:546600”]

Explaining the need for an odor-masking device, thus, onions on the belt, which was the style of the time.[/QUOTE  
Of course, they didn’t have any white ones, because of the war, so we had to wear those big yellow ones.

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