# Why do some people have to be huge nasty bitches?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 14, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934 "2007-12-14T00:33:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/81 "2007-12-15T03:39:58Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
real life people  
[/QUOTE]

Well, I’m an interweb person, but I have met you. I don’t know if that makes me a real life person or not though. I personally think you are a doll. With a nice rack. And you’re super fun. So there.

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/82 "2007-12-15T04:37:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Baffle]  
I never expected to see you show emotion. Fascinating.  
[/QUOTE]

I show irrational anger all the time.

Hey psycat, where is my wine tour, bitch?

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/83 "2007-12-15T05:14:52Z")

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Oh man, You got my # (I think?), I didn’t get yours! PM or text me your # or something. We’ll paint the town red.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/84 "2007-12-17T16:04:55Z")

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[QUOTE=psycat90]  
I personally think you are a doll. With a nice rack. .  
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Cite ?

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/85 "2007-12-17T16:58:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
Cite ?  
[/QUOTE]

HER POST IS HER CITE

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/86 "2007-12-17T17:20:10Z")

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You’re so cute when you’re angry. 😃

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/87 "2007-12-17T17:35:43Z")

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[I thought I recognised you](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2_jUxIIuk). (Snow White, not Shrek).

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/88 "2007-12-17T18:06:31Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
HER POST IS HER CITE  
[/QUOTE]

-grin- Yes, well. The link to your page showed a wide variety of illustrations and a fairly brutal photo of you with a black, blue and red eye. ( that is you, right? )

Nothing in that photo about the aforementioned decolletage, hence my request.

Which all of a sudden does not seem very important. At all. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/89 "2007-12-17T18:21:56Z")

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[QUOTE=rayh]  
[I thought I recognised you](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2_jUxIIuk). (Snow White, not Shrek).  
[/QUOTE]

That’s her alright…the anger, the screaming, the summoning of birds to attack, the bow in her hair, but especially…the “Dopey” inscribed in the heart tattoo.

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/90 "2007-12-17T18:24:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]  
That’s her alright…the anger, the screaming, the summoning of birds to attack, the bow in her hair, but especially…the “Dopey” inscribed in the heart tattoo.  
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what no spanking? I always like you bc you were consistent

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/91 "2007-12-17T18:29:26Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
what no spanking? I always like you bc you were consistent  
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“Discipline lovingly applied on a consistent basis.” is my motto. Thanks for the reminder…now please come over here and assume the position. 😉

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**Author:** ![dgrdfd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@dgrdfd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dgrdfd)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/92 "2007-12-17T18:40:52Z")

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I also think you are really pretty. I love brunettes.

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/93 "2007-12-17T18:46:37Z")

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[QUOTE=dgrdfd]  
I also think you are really pretty. I love brunettes.  
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okay can someone close this thread for me? it’s getting a bit sugary and making me feel weird.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/94 "2007-12-17T18:59:51Z")

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OH Lobby-wobby, you’re so cuuuuuute!

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/95 "2007-12-17T19:02:18Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
okay can someone close this thread for me? it’s getting a bit sugary and making me feel weird.  
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Must be that big ol’ candy cane that I’ve been spanking you with…you naughty, naughty, little girl. 😃

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/96 "2007-12-17T19:14:32Z")

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She was probably scared her daughter was going to become a thespian.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/97 "2007-12-17T19:15:07Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
I get old black men with gold teeth looking me up and down and saying, “Mmmm good.” (and that’s at work–in scrubs!)  
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Well, there is something about how scrubs fit a lady around her, um, fundament that cancels their inherent functionality. Then there is the scoop neckline combined with the loose fit so that when the lady bends over…

Scrubs are the cloth equivalent to a plain, brown wrapper.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-people-have-to-be-huge-nasty-bitches/429934/98 "2007-12-17T19:18:12Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
okay can someone close this thread for me? it’s getting a bit sugary and making me feel weird.  
[/QUOTE]  
Sure, I think we’re done here.

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