# Why do (some) smokers do this?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 1, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909 "2002-07-01T21:34:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/41 "2002-07-07T04:26:08Z")

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**Posted by Siddhartha Vicious**

\*It burns me up (horrible pun intended) to no end to see some schmuck throw his butts out the window or on the ground while I’m smoking with them. \*

Is there a lesson here somewhere. 😕

Hey, I cured my habit of throwing cigarettes out the window, I quit smoking.

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**Author:** ![mikan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mikan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikan)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/42 "2002-07-07T14:39:22Z")

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**Hey you!** , thanks for the hilarious recap (the first one, not the Recap for Dummies). Made my day.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/43 "2002-07-07T14:48:46Z")

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If someone tried to have me fired by accusing me of smoking in my office because I was considerate enough to throw my cigarette butts in the trash instead of on the ground, I don’t think I’d be too inclined to put them in my pocket anymore.

Then again I might also be inclined to throw them in that person’s trash can.

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**Author:** ![Satyagrahi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Satyagrahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satyagrahi)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/44 "2002-07-07T22:50:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bullwinkle \*\*\*In conclusion, we need to develop a cool way to dispose of a modern cigarette butt. What would Bogey do? \*\*

Actually, Bogey (God bless him) came up with an eminently praticable solution: He died…and of throat cancer, at that.

Do you suppose…? Could we…? Mightn’t we…ask that other cigarette smokers follow his sterling example…? 😃

Hey, this _ **is** _ the Pit! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/45 "2002-07-07T22:54:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bullwinkle \*  
> **\<snip\>  
> B. If no ashtray is present, the courteous smoker may squeeze the tobacco out of the butt and put the butt in his pocket, this makes his pocket smell like a stale cigarette butt.  
> \<snip\>**

This tickled my funny bone; surely smokers know that all their clothing smells like stale cigarette butts already, don’t they?

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**Author:** ![acconav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@acconav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/acconav)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/46 "2002-07-08T02:15:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Satyagrahi \*  
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> Actually, Bogey (God bless him) came up with an eminently praticable solution: He died…and of throat cancer, at that.
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> Do you suppose…? Could we…? Mightn’t we…ask that other cigarette smokers follow his sterling example…?\*\*

well i’m working on it, but it’s kind of a “long-term” plan. so be patient. 😛

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**Author:** ![Apache](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Apache](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apache)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/47 "2002-07-13T11:44:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Satyagrahi \*  
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> Actually, Bogey (God bless him) came up with an eminently praticable solution: He died…and of throat cancer, at that.
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> Do you suppose…? Could we…? Mightn’t we…ask that other cigarette smokers follow his sterling example…? 😃
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> Hey, this _ **is** _ the Pit! 🙂 \*\*

Or the whinny little bed-wetters like you to die from second hand smoke.  
Oh yeah, that’s another antismoking myth.

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-some-smokers-do-this/116909/48 "2002-07-13T13:34:15Z")

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_“…surely smokers know that all their clothing smells like stale cigarette butts already, don’t they?”_

It’s **way** worse when you actually put the cigarette butts in your pockets. Trust me. And I know this because when there’s no ashtray handy, this is what I do. And yes, even if there are 20 other neanderthals dropping their dead smokes on the ground all around me.

**Cessandra** : Thank you for actually posting some helpful links. I’m gonna weblargh two of them; I want the less expensive keychain ashtray myself. 🙂

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