# Why DO We Have A HOJM Smiley?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494>\
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**Created:** [October 23, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494 "2002-10-23T08:24:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/1 "2002-10-23T08:24:19Z")

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As prompted by this thread: ;j  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140787](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=140787) ;j

Why do we have an orthodox jew smiley? ;j

Is it just to make me ask questions? ;j

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/2 "2002-10-23T09:26:17Z")

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Please see the [Happy Orthodox Jew](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129791) thread.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/3 "2002-10-23T09:53:15Z")

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I see…

Sort of.  
Thanks.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/4 "2002-10-23T13:13:13Z")

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Do not taunt Happy Orthodox Jew.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/5 "2002-10-23T13:48:44Z")

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so I assume there may someday be an terrorist Palestinian smilie?  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![cdhostage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@cdhostage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cdhostage)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/6 "2002-10-23T21:32:29Z")

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Incongruities abound. Improper non-placement of Papal Smiley exists. Demand we righteously all Forms of Silliness!

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/7 "2002-10-24T09:52:24Z")

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I want a happy Christian smilie; it will have an enormous Bible, a cardigan and probably some sort of beard.

Actually, better not make it **too** happy.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/8 "2002-10-24T10:42:35Z")

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Is that why the WN’s were so pissed off? They just wanted equality?

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**Author:** ![femtosecond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@femtosecond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femtosecond)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/9 "2002-10-24T12:07:48Z")

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In this thread about it: [Jdavis: New smiley? It flashed by, but when I clicked on it said Illegal thread?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27490), Arnold gives a link to the thread where it all started: [For cmkeller . . . a question about Judaism’s rituals](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25352).

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-have-a-hojm-smiley/133494/10 "2002-10-24T12:13:26Z")

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Don’t think I recall Arnold saying “boy howdy!” before…
