Ahem? Though I am male, my posts are not to be dismissed so lightly.
When I notice a thread that requires my input, the process begins. First, I walk out to my garden and select a specimen from my stand of rosewood trees. The tree is cut while still glistening with the morning dew, fresh and fragrant, and taken back to my woodworking shop. Delicately, I unwrap the tools my great-grandfather once used to shape a jewelry box for a Spanish monarch, and I set to work. Each post is crafted with loving care, carved and smoothed into its final, pleasing shape. The post is then oiled with unique extracts, the making of which has passed from father to son for generations. Then, and only then, is the finished post placed on this message board for all to admire.
So go fuck yerself.