# Why does Ann Coulter spew this... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152 "2005-01-05T04:33:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/21 "2005-01-05T15:17:54Z")
I agree with the consensus opinion as to the idiotic attention-seeking behavior (which appears to be quite effective in drawing responses on this board). > [@mckinleypk](#): > > I respect freedom of speach, but… Statements that begin like this make me queasy. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/22 "2005-01-05T15:20:32Z")
Such statements are inappropriate in the Pit, **Moto**. I’d watch my step if I were you. I’d remark on Coulter’s hotness, as pundits go, but a relationship with her would require constant fellatio lest she start talking. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/23 "2005-01-05T15:20:53Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > I agree with the consensus opinion as to the idiotic attention-seeking behavior (which appears to be quite effective in drawing responses on this board). > Statements that begin like this make me queasy. I respect you being queasy, but… ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/24 "2005-01-05T15:35:19Z")
I’m with ann. Let’s invade Canada. We get ALL their piemeal bacon! ALL of it! Plus we can put an end to poutine, which makes female genital mutilation look like a walk in the park! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/25 "2005-01-05T15:48:34Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Few people base their beliefs - political or otherwise - on where Bat Boy happens to be on any given day. Personally, I’d feel more comfortable with people listening to Bat Boy on the issues than I would Ann Coulter. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/26 "2005-01-05T16:09:50Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > That’s being charitable to Ann. The left has nobody that compares to that blowhard. Michael Moore may be a polemicist, but at least his facts are pretty much correct That’s bullshit of the purest ray serene. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/27 "2005-01-05T16:13:53Z")
> [@](#): > > That’s bullshit of the purest ray serene. Really? Throw us a link that equates to “Canada should be thankful we let them exist”. Ta. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/28 "2005-01-05T16:16:43Z")
Og save us from another Moore vs facts thread. Coulter is a troll. She’d be banned in less time than it takes Lynn to think the word chocolate, should she register here and start posting. And she’s a troll that gets fed all the time, on a much larger scale than some idjit on a message board. If people weren’t so outraged, she wouldn’t generate the amount of press she gets and she’d just go away to the tinfoil hat blogland. Just ignore her. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/29 "2005-01-05T16:46:25Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > I’m with ann. Let’s invade Canada. We get ALL their piemeal bacon! ALL of it! Plus we can put an end to poutine, which makes female genital mutilation look like a walk in the park! You’ll never take us alive! FREEDOM! _brandishes hockey stick and jams toque on head_ ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/30 "2005-01-05T16:59:33Z")
There seems to be a group of people who haven’t actually read her “body of work”, but her via her reknown think she’s “the female, right-wing Michael Moore or Al Franken.” Some of them apparently work for USA Today, so they asked her to giveher impressions of the DNC. When they printed what she wrote, and thus were forced to read it for themselves- they were appalled and yanked her. If you actually have the intestinal strength to read what she’s written - it’s immediately obvious what she’s about. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/31 "2005-01-05T17:11:01Z")
So is she sincere, or is it all a money making act? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/32 "2005-01-05T17:21:15Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > You’ll never take us alive! > > FREEDOM! _brandishes hockey stick and jams toque on head_ HA! We shall secretly substitute all your wholesome dairy products for non-dairy substitutes and you shall collapse from dairy, um … loss!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/33 "2005-01-05T17:24:46Z")
> [@Mr. Moto](#): > > Conversely, we’re lucky to be on the same continent as Canada. > > A long, undefended border, massive amounts of trade, military cooperation and healthy cultural exchange is a great thing for both countries. I’m urging invasion until they stop sending those artic cold fronts over the border into our warmth-loving U.S. of A!! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/34 "2005-01-05T17:52:17Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > I’m with ann. Let’s invade Canada. We get ALL their piemeal bacon! ALL of it! If you invade Canada you are welcome to all the piemeal bacon you can carry back with you. Just please leave the peameal bacon to us Canadians. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/35 "2005-01-05T17:54:02Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > We get ALL their piemeal bacon! When come back, bring piemeal bacon. Hey, I’ve been here for years, and this is my FIRST pie joke, O.K.? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/36 "2005-01-05T19:11:06Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > I’d remark on Coulter’s hotness, as pundits go, but a relationship with her would require constant fellatio lest she start talking. :eek: Not a chance. The only thing she has is blond hair and long legs. The rest of her is all scrawny bits and sharp angles. She’s like a woman dummy made of plywood without the corners sanded off and modeling clay on top for flesh. As far as fellatio, I’d rather take my penis off with a rusty hand saw. I really shouldn’t have opened the video link. She gives my the oogies something fierce. Ann Coulter is a person who will say anything to an audience that will believe anything. She’s vicious ignorance with tits, and sounds like she has started to believe everything that she says. _shudder_ The sooner she drops out of the public eye, the better. ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/37 "2005-01-05T19:15:51Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > So is she sincere, or is it all a money making act? I’d say it’s more likely to be an act. Right wing blowhardery is a big business these days, and she figured how to get to the top. Is it possible that she really hates liberals to the point of wishing them dead? Well, I suppose so. Plenty of idiots do have feelings that extreme. Regardless, there’s no way I’d compare her to Michael Moore. Moore may be a blowhard, sure, but I sense at least some sincerity coming from the guy, and he appears to legitamitely care about the things he’s fighting for (or against). Coulter is just a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/38 "2005-01-05T23:13:24Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > She’s vicious ignorance with tits _What_ tits? I normally am not into violent fantasies, but something in me wants to bitchslap this woman into tears. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/39 "2005-01-06T00:36:40Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > We get ALL their piemeal bacon! ALL of it! That’s peameal…and you can have it. That stuff is vile. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152/40 "2005-01-06T01:09:10Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > So is she sincere, or is it all a money making act? Both. If she stripped (no pun intented) away all the vitriol, I’d probably agree with 80% of what she said. There is simply no need for the bombs she throws out there, except to garner herself more attention (read: $$). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-ann-coulter-spew-this/283152.md?page=3)