# Why does Donny Osmond irk the shit out of me?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 28, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-donny-osmond-irk-the-shit-out-of-me/210032 "2003-10-28T15:19:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-donny-osmond-irk-the-shit-out-of-me/210032/81 "2003-10-31T21:07:31Z")

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There’s one song I would pay good money to see them duet…

_If loving you is wrong  
I don’t want to be right_

It was funny with the Bradys. With the Osmonds I’d likely soil myself with a variety of fluids.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-donny-osmond-irk-the-shit-out-of-me/210032/82 "2003-10-31T21:56:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\* With the Osmonds I’d likely soil myself with a variety of fluids. \*\*

Thanks for the visual, lieu.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-donny-osmond-irk-the-shit-out-of-me/210032/83 "2003-11-01T01:34:13Z")

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I used to have a crush on Marie. I think she’s the same age as me, or maybe a bit younger. Not sure.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-donny-osmond-irk-the-shit-out-of-me/210032/84 "2003-11-01T01:41:32Z")

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Ack. Sorry, Marie is seven years my senior.

I was thinking of Janet Jackson, who was born the day before I was.

Sorry.

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