Guy Asking Question: I got a yes or no question. Can you answer that? If you promise, I’ll ask the question.
Kevin Smith: Yeah.
GAQ: All right. Did you or did you not walk off with this tray?
KS:No.
GAQ: For the rest who can’t see, this is one of the recent issues of High Times. Kevin Smith was on the cover.
KS: I didn’t walk away with it, but I will tell you something interesting. That is fucking real. They’re like, “Would Kevin mind doing the cover of High Times?” I’m like, “Shit, no, I’m a press whore.” But they kept asking if I would mind. I was like, “No, why would I care? Of course not, no.”
And then they show up with enough fucking weed…to get me, them and
everyone in my family put in jail…forever. Like, this was a Midnight Express amount of weed.
It was fucking huge. And I thought it was fake. I was just like, “There’s no way anyone carries this much weed around. Unless they’re, like, Mewes.” I’m really dumb when it comes to shit like that. I’m not one of those people that’s like, “I smell weed.” I don’t know the fucking smell. I could count on…all your hands the amount of times I’ve gotten high. But I’m sitting there posing. It’s hot, I’m wearing a jacket and we’re outside. And I’m holding this big fucking plate of weed. And I’m like, “This shit looks so real.” And he’s like, “Yeah.”
And I was like, “What do you guys use?” And he’s like, “What are you talking about?” I was like, “This is weed?” He’s like, "We’re High Times. "
And I was like, “Get the fuck out of here! This is real? You have me holding real weed in the middle of suburbia? This much? This isn’t, like, personal use or a little bit to get high with. This is, like, intent to fucking sell to China.” Like, “This is a lot.”
And they’re like, “Well, we cleared it. We wanted to make sure you were cool with it.”
I was, “I didn’t know it was gonna be real. Can I have some?”
They gave us this much weed to keep. Out of that whole plate.
GAQ: But did you, in fact, sell it to China?
KS: No. Fuck China! I sold that to Mewes, though.