# Why does it seem my posts go unnoticed?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 31, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402 "2006-01-31T21:07:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/41 "2006-02-01T03:01:37Z")

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You need to post

Big

AND IN CAPS

AND BRIGHT

AND SAY ATTENTION-GETTING WORDS LIKE

BEER  
SEX

Following these practices every time is sure to get you a) Noticed, but unfortunately, also b) Banned.

You’re noticed. Don’t worry. Hey, I noticed! 😉

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/42 "2006-02-01T03:02:49Z")

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I’ve also noticed you haven’t been on ICQ lately! So there! 😃

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/43 "2006-02-01T03:03:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> But compared to the “Shining Star” Dopers, I’m just a little bit of flotsam in the creek.

At least you are floatsam on the creek! I often feel like I am a _log_ in the swirling toilet of doper life. You lucky, lucky bastid!

**Faydeau** You can be the Naked Masterbating Gay Spelling Grammar Nazi. Put it on your resume.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/44 "2006-02-01T03:12:55Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> At least you are floatsam on the creek! I often feel like I am a _log_ in the swirling toilet of doper life.

But hey, that means you get to spend time in the jacuzzi with **Happy Lendervedder**! 😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/45 "2006-02-01T03:15:55Z")

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Any real government agents post from secure keyboards that have CAPS LOCK permanently on, so i just figured you were lying about being an agent and ignored you.

Now… if you were to type a MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS, like some former agents we knew…

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/46 "2006-02-01T03:26:47Z")

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> [@Starving Artist](#):
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> **AuntiePam** , you can go to your user control panel (User CP, if you’re not already familiar with it), click on Edit Options and subscribe to each thread you post to with the option to receive email notification of new replies to those threads.

Thanks for the reminder. I did that when I first joined and then stopped, thinking I’d be able to remember where I’d been, and trying to cut down on e-mails. (Not that threads I started were all that popular, but I posted in some that were, and there’d be lots of mail.)

I’ll keep that in mind though. I’d forgotten about that feature.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/47 "2006-02-01T03:48:49Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> But hey, that means you get to spend time in the jacuzzi with **Happy Lendervedder**! 😃

:eek: 😃☹ (insert barfing smilie )

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/48 "2006-02-01T03:52:21Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> SIZE]
> 
> AND SAY ATTENTION-GETTING WORDS LIKE
> 
> BEER  
> SEX

You forgot BOOBIES!!!1111!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/49 "2006-02-01T04:01:48Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> I have the same problem. I recently posted in a Pit thread on page 1 or 2 and never got a reply or a notice. It was like I was talking to myself. It was a somewhat lengthy thread and bupkus.  
> Hey-where you guys going? Guys?
> 
> Hey!
> 
> \<sigh\>

heh. She said bupkus. heh.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/50 "2006-02-01T04:09:04Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> There also exists the possibility that some people can’t see your posts.

Hmmm.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/51 "2006-02-01T04:27:00Z")

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I occasionally post long-ass analytical manifestos that get highly and effectively ignored, but I blame that less on the other Dopers as the fact that I’m posting long-ass analytical manifestos. Really, who has the time?

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/52 "2006-02-01T04:34:40Z")

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> [@Thudlow Boink](#):
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> Often, I’ll read a post that I really appreciate, but I hesitate to post just to say “good point” or “well said” or “LOL”; if everybody did that, the board would soon be awash with trivial posts that say nothing.

Often, that is exactly how I feel about your posts, **Foxtrot**. However, looking back at things, I notice an awful lot of interesting threads you have started, that got plenty of replies, such as [Okay, so what is the argument FOR parental consent](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6896764#post6896764). [What fictional universe would you love to live in?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=354810)

> [@Trunk](#):
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> Hah. I notice them too because you’re local. I notice most of the locals including norinew, Urban, DancesWC, Q&Elf Family, Dave&Ging, whynot, who-me, mhendo, wendell, and several others who should feel totally slighted and take it personally because I didn’t list them.

😛 I shoulda’ known!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/53 "2006-02-01T05:33:11Z")

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I’m more surprised when people do notice my posts. I don’t feel like I’ve made much of an impression on people, and I’m always grateful when someone indicates that I have. Until the day comes when someone says, “That **Telperien** really gets up my nose,” or worse.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/54 "2006-02-01T05:59:36Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> **Faydeau** You can be the Naked Masterbating Gay Spelling Grammar Nazi. Put it on your resume.

The Clothed Straight Spelling and Grammar Nazi wishes to inform you that you have mistyped **Feydeau** and _Masturbating_. 😃

There used to be a member named **iampunha** whose schtick was to “run nekkid through thread[s]”. Looks as if **Feydeau** may be the new  
**iampunha** …

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/55 "2006-02-01T12:52:39Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> 😛 I shoulda’ known!

That was particularly egregious, because I’ve actually met **Scott**.

However, **Scott** , you might notice in the DC-Baltimore thread I did reference your old “filthy filthy hippies” thread on Tacoma Park.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/56 "2006-02-01T13:01:46Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Looks as if Feydeau may be the new  
> iampunha…

**Feydeau** might be great and all, but no one can replace **'punha**. ☹

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/57 "2006-02-01T13:34:19Z")

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There’s definitely some posters that only respond to certain other posters. Some respond to me and some would not in a million years. Doesn’t bother me at all- just speak your mind and don’t worry about responses.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/58 "2006-02-01T13:59:07Z")

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Y’know, I thought I was the only one who felt like this. Nice to know I’m not the only one who feels neglected…and alone…so alone…

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**Author:** ![jimmmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@jimmmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimmmy)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/59 "2006-02-01T14:01:08Z")

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> [@Thudlow Boink](#):
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> Often, I’ll read a post that I really appreciate, but I hesitate to post just to say “good point” or “well said” or “LOL”; if everybody did that, the board would soon be awash with trivial posts that say nothing.

Me too.

Also the forum makes a difference. I would never say in GQ “Agent Foxtrot is 100% right and here is my take on what he said.” While I might do that in other forums.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-seem-my-posts-go-unnoticed/342402/60 "2006-02-01T14:17:51Z")

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> [@Thudlow Boink](#):
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> \<snip\>…if everybody did that, the board would soon be awash with trivial posts that say nothing.

your point being? 😃 😉

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