# Why does my girlfriend spend so much time here **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 22, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104 "2010-08-22T22:46:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104/121 "2010-08-31T13:58:34Z")
Goddammit **leedolee** , I warned you not to get on here and out me for being a polysexual transvestite. It’s gonna be telephone cords and closet time for you tonight, bitch! And **Auto** , if I ever catch you sniffing around my manbitch again I’m stuffing a salmon in your shorts to go with that artichoke I left last time! Honestly. This double life shit is getting harder and harder to manage every day. Looks like I’m going to have to give up the charade of being a normal guy. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104/122 "2010-08-31T15:13:40Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Goddammit **leedolee** , I warned you not to get on here and out me for being a polysexual transvestite. It’s gonna be telephone cords and closet time for you tonight, bitch! > > And **Auto** , if I ever catch you sniffing around my manbitch again I’m stuffing a salmon in your shorts to go with that artichoke I left last time! > > Honestly. This double life shit is getting harder and harder to manage every day. Looks like I’m going to have to give up the charade of being a normal guy. There was a charade? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104/123 "2010-08-31T15:18:50Z")
I was never very good… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104/124 "2010-08-31T16:37:50Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Oh c’mon, you guys. My boyfriend has \*way \*better capitaliztion than that. Also, nuts to you all for not telling me about this thread! 😃 We expect you to do a daily vanity search _like a true doper_. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104/125 "2010-08-31T19:09:56Z")
Wouldn’t that just catch every time somebody quoted one of my posts? I’d imagine it would get pretty tedious to sort through all of them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104/126 "2010-08-31T19:54:44Z")
Go to advanced search, type in your user name as a keyword, select view as posts and click search. I just did that for me, and it only brought up the very few (_sniff!_) places where other posters actually typed out my screen name. It did not catch places where people quoted me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104/127 "2010-08-31T20:25:16Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > And **Auto** , if I ever catch you sniffing around my manbitch again I’m stuffing a salmon in your shorts to go with that artichoke I left last time! Salmon and artichokes marinated in shorts? Sounds like dinner to me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-my-girlfriend-spend-so-much-time-here/551104.md?page=6)