For full effect, you have to point on each “ho”! You know, as if you’re pointing out hos.
You’d rather him say, “Where my bitchez at?”?
Maybe Santa is a fanboy for a certain Hawaiian singer.
Just so you don’t feel alone, as_u_wish, I’m hoping for an honest answer on this sooner or later too.
Here you go:
Thanks! Damn store-bought eyes, missed that explanation.
Cause three Ho’s are better than one?
… because “mwah hah hah hah!!!” would be darn creepy?
“Ho, ho, li’l elf! Wanna li’l piece of candy?” Santa’s a dirty old man!
- T. Smothers
Can you blame the man for requesting 3 hos??
After all he only gets to empty his sack once a year 
Jolly Green Giant is an anagram of Satan? 
No, no.
The joke is…Why doesn’t santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year and that is down a chimney
No, it’s an anagram of “Angry Joliet Glen,” which was his prison nickname.
Obviously.
And if he said “Don, Don, Don”, hard of hearing people might think he was swearing.
If he said ‘Don Don Don’ it would sound like he was making some kind of plea to Vito Corleone, capesh?
Or maybe he’s a stutterer trying to sing a cross gender Christmas song. The one that goes:
Don-Don-Don we now our Gay-Gay-Gay apparel.
“Ho! Ho! Ho!”
H[sup]3[/sup]O[sup]3[/sup]?
Molecular structure of jollyness?
and he says
He he he after he tinkles on your Christmas tree.
Bosda Hee Hee of Haw Haw
did i say that out loud? sorry!