:: golf clap ::
Dammit, bourbon out the nose! That huuuurrrrts!
Doesn’t a proper loincloth span between the legs and up to the belt before hanging down both in front and behind? The part hanging down isn’t the important part. That’s just there as counterweight to keep the part between the legs snug.
Three words: careless-banana-pickers!
Um, to keep his pants up?
That’s how mine works. That flap down the front is also handy for concealing one’s opinions about Jane’s new loincloth & cocnut bra.
Yes! Now I can tell my girlfriend that I am TWICE as hung as a gorilla!
What?
HA-ha! Take that you stupid monkey!
That would also explain the yelling…
Because his Tux is at the dry cleaners?
Get yer stinking paws off me…
Qadgop has it right. There is also a scene where Tarzan teaches himself to shave so that he is more human.