# Why does the script thank me?\` **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567 "2000-09-09T02:47:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/1 "2000-09-09T02:47:16Z")
The damn script thanks me every time I post but it’s a machine. I t can’t feel gratitude. Dammit. Bastardadd. And mostp opele don’t care if I post so it’s not thanking b y proxy. AAHEHEH bastard. I wish concrete was still around. He was a funny Mofo. Jack Batty is damn funny, so is jb\_farley. There’s some other funny ass motherfuckers around now, but no one’s as good and off the wall and offensive as concrete. “Stabbin you with my bowie when I’m naked.” - Tenacious D –Timmy baloon doon ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/2 "2000-09-09T03:26:43Z")
Homer, go back to your “drunk” thread - you were doing much better there 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/3 "2000-09-09T03:48:56Z")
I liked concrete too Timmy m’boy… but as Jebus he was only mildy entertaining… .hehe ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/4 "2000-09-09T04:01:31Z")
Why does the script thank you? Because it loves you, Homer. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/5 "2000-09-09T04:33:57Z")
Hey! The script doesn’t thank me! I always knew Cecil liked you best. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/6 "2000-09-09T07:47:36Z")
it’s to s3weeted to know i’m beloved edded. ::sigh:: wish girles liked me sober and sutff.:: I’m too shy. I tried to talk to them but i can’t danc.e chances killed. 0-0-=Tim ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/7 "2000-09-10T01:03:15Z")
Actually, the script frequently rejects me… It says, “It’s not your post, it’s me” or “I’m leaving you for another poster” or “you post just like my brother.” And sometimes it just mumbles, “404 Error” or some gibberish like that and ignores me. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/8 "2000-09-10T01:08:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \* > \*\*Actually, the script frequently rejects me… It says, “It’s not your post, it’s me” or “I’m leaving you for another poster” or “you post just like my brother.” > > And sometimes it just mumbles, “404 Error” or some gibberish like that and ignores me. \*\* HA! ---
**Author:** ![henbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4af34b/32.png) [@henbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/henbin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/9 "2000-09-10T01:38:38Z")
If you like Concrete, why not just copy one of his leads. Not boost the thread, but re-run the ideas. Maybe some have some tread left on them. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/10 "2000-09-10T11:33:17Z")
The script thanks you because it was a well brought up script. It’s mommy and daddy taught it manners. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/11 "2000-09-11T14:42:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homer \* > **Jack Batty is damn funny** :eek: Imagine my shock. That’s all I can respond to the OP, considering the rest of was pretty incoherent. Let me know when it’s my round, Homer. _I am the script as you are the script as we are the script as we are all together. Coo-coo cachoo_ ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/12 "2000-09-11T15:01:14Z")
Okay, I learned this in high school, when you’re drinking, make sure there are no photographs or videos or audio recordings made. (Apparently also make sure you have no access to the Internet.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/13 "2000-09-11T15:12:38Z")
I wondered the very same thing back in [December](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17213), Homer. How’s the hangover? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-the-script-thank-me/32567/14 "2000-09-11T15:21:12Z")
You may find [conrete](http://fff.fathom.org/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=concrete) here and start a mutual admiration society if you wish.