Simple solution to keep your belly button clean…
Silicone caulk
Although you might want to remove any hair in the area first. Spray a little Pam cooking sprary to make the caulk easily removable once it dries. Presto a reusable belly button plug for all you innies out there.
You could try this one:
http://www.tdo.com/features/health/stories/0426/
The sublink will even take you to Navels International where you will find, amongst other things, a Celebrity Navel Academy. (You can even “vote for your fave”!)
AWB: If you’d like, I can ask [my wife’s cousin, SG] how big his [lint] collection is so far.
Temujin: OK
SG: I have been collecting my belly button lint since August of 1991.
Quite impressive, eh?
AWB: Yes, it is. But how much do you have now?
SG: “How much?” That is such a relative question, a collector of lint does not
see success in quantity, but in quality. Alas, I cannot expect a layman such
as yourself to understand the complex world of lint.
But I’d say my collection fills about a soda can…
Here’s something that came up in conversation sitting on the floor of the hallway in my dorm hall last year: ass-lint.
When it was mentioned, all of the guys knew exactly what it was.
And the girls did not recognize the idea at all.
Anyone have a theory to share?
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
Dingle Berries yes, ass-lint no. Is there a difference…Oh yes.
“Here’s something that came up in conversation sitting on the floor of the hallway in my dorm hall last year: ass-lint.”
I may not be correct, but I think ass-lint comes from using the “value-brand” toilet paper.
All the guys had ass-lint because they don’t really care what kind of toilet paper they use. But women and their dainty little asses need only the best.
To clarify what I meant… Value-brand toilet paper can sometimes shred. Causing “ass-lint.”