Why don't Atheists Pillage the Earth?

[Starving_Artist]

@Liberal

Noooo! It’s all just fun, dude. Threads like these come out of the block wrecked. If you’re gonna enjoy it, you’re gonna have to get into a satire frame of mind.

And now, fuck you. Give me your money.

All of it? All five dollars?

Man, you pillagers are cold!

(Pssst…see that blond over there? She looks pretty rapish. Hurry, she might get away!)

:: walks off whistling, stashes five bucks back in pocket ::