Skald_the_Rhymer:
[evil!skald]
In the first place, one does not pick up a teleporter meant for transporting humans; one steps into it .
In the second place, if I felt the need (as opposed to the desire) to have you cudgeled, I would have someone else do it.
In the third place, if I felt the desire to cudgel you myself, your telling me not to do so would only inflame that desire further.
In the fourth place, assuming I felt no such desire, your mentioning it would only put ideas in my head. Seems unwise.
[/evil!skald]
More seriously, you only think you want to know what it feels like to be the recipient of a severe beating. Like insulin shock, it’s something best read about.
This is some random, drive-by dick-riding I’m doing here, but every once in a while I like to tell a poster how much I love reading their posts.
Join the SCA. You can get into heavy armor for about $500, or may be able to get into loaner armor at a fighter practice for free, then they’ll beat you with chair legs 'til the cows come home.
Ambivalid:
Use your imagination.
Use your imagination to have an acid trip.
