“Long Pig” is a euphemism for people when discussing cannibalism.
So, when you eat a child, you’re eating “long piglet”
grooooaaannn!
wish I’d thought of it
Oh OK!
Oddly enough, the SDMB link about Spam mentions the “Spam haiku” site, of which I am a proud contributor. I didn’t think it through, though, as now friends/family will snicker when telling me that they googled me (free time, anyone?:rolleyes: ) and a Spam site came up!
Ahhh…in other news, I see that the intended recipient of this little parody thread never showed up. Alas, either not amused, or
didn’t catch on…
From a Soldier of Fortune magazine I once glanced through, a shirt that said: “Feed the homeless to the hungry”.
I think you just solved it! We can all quit working, dedicate our time to this “fucking” of which you speak, and feast on the harvest!
Did I just say that? :looks up: :eek:
I bet rapist cavemen ate their babies.
And here’s the bonus…the didn’t have credit card debt!
I started to read this book and got about halfway through and then just couldn’t anymore. It hurt to read. Then again, I changed the channel everytime that drowning case in texas came up, and only barely skimmed through this thread. Things like this scare the hell out of me, even in jest.
Right, 'cause that’s just stupid. Except, of course, when I
have it…
i have two white cars, and three white motorcycles!
Yeah, but at least I don’t vote.
Q:What kind of seasoning does a cannibal put on a Dumb Blonde before he eats her?
A:Barbie-cue sauce!
OK, OK. But it ain’t as funny if you say “Bild Lilli Sauce”. 
Hey, we need a thread titled ‘If I eat my clone, is it cannibalism or just a bad case of nailbiting?’
but the bastards paid with a check at the grocery store.
I think the real question here is, “why do hungry people HAVE babies”