Gee, somehow I keep getting the feeling that Jally doesn’t really want to talk to me.
Can’t speak for Arnold, babe, but I surely will be happy to oblige you and not post to this thread anymore.
And somehow I keep getting the feeling that Jally isn’t really having a good time here at the SDMB.
I am truly sorry you aren’t enjoying yourself, but I can’t help wondering–if it isn’t fun, why do it? (barring a serious case of clinical masochism). If you really think that “it’s both healthier & preferable for [you] to interact with less-brilliant, yet decent souls, than with the sharpest mudslinger”, then golly Moses, why the heck are you here? The Straight Dope Message Board is practically wall-to-wall mudslingers, both sharp and dull. For heaven’s sakes, whyncha go on over to marthastewart.com, where mudslingers are conspicuous by their absence.
You’re wondering “approximately how many posters who ask questions on SDMB are left unsatisfied”? I think the answer to that is, “Lots and lots”. At any given moment, probably 10% of the SDMB population is suffering from questionus interruptus. I myself can think of a bunch of GQ threads that I never really got good answers to (Black Marias, ultrasonic deer alarms, the Swedish junk gadget veto, and a few tech questions).
And look at all the GQ threads that are shoved back to pages 3 through Last Page, that all have only about 3 posts to them. You can’t tell me that the people who started those threads are happy with those responses, but that’s just the breaks. They can’t all be 5 page permanent floating party threads.
But hey, the SDMB isn’t some kind of question-answering robot. It’s just a message board. People leave messages for each other. Other people read them. If you want to leave a message saying, “I sure wish you could buy a microwave that had a reversible door,” that’s fine, but don’t get upset if nobody scribbles an answering message onto a corner of your index card. And if you have some ideas about a better way to organize the bulletin board, that’s fine, too, but don’t get upset if nobody is particularly interested in hearing them. Maybe we LIKE the way the cards curl up at the corners and have coffee stains all over them, and the ink is all blurred so you can’t read half the messages. Maybe if you want things more tidy, you should just not look. Maybe if you don’t like the way the assistant manager organizes the index cards according to what color ink they’re written in, and arbitrarily throws out the ones that are trying to give away more than four kittens per litter, you should patronize another bulletin board.
I believe there are coordinating bodies for this. They’re known as churches, Social Services, the YMCA, the YWCA, Alcoholics Anonymous, Big Brothers and Big Sisters, Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, etc. etc. etc.
Oh, you’re talking about “major appliance” needs. Well, then, I guess you got me there. AFAIK, there is no coordinating body specifically geared to take suggestions from the general public on the subject of furniture and appliance design and pass them along to the manufacturers. Maybe you’re looking at a market niche here, Jally. Best of luck, babe, but, sorry, don’t look to me for any venture capital.