# Why don't they post anymore? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-they-post-anymore/94405 "2001-11-20T15:32:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-they-post-anymore/94405/41 "2001-11-29T04:32:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > **Here’s news from Anthracite: Spencer Abraham having announced he will be moving to Escanaba and joining the Yooper Secession Movement as their president, Ms. Una will be serving as Secretary of Energy. Plans have been announced to make the entire state of Alaska into a wilderness preserve and no-drill zone, as the oil is not needed. “America’s fossil fuel needs can easily be met by America’s coal,” the petite, fiery Secretary told CNN recently, adding, "Fuck OPEC."** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-they-post-anymore/94405/42 "2001-11-29T04:34:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > **Anthracite perfected her Carboniferous Decompression Calculator ( or, CDC 😃 ). She’s currently using it to turn all diamonds back in to coal.** Oooh…eerie, good guess. You’re close to an IRL project I had to work on. But I can’t tell you details. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-they-post-anymore/94405.md?page=2)